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#22
Why do you owe Rukas your soul?

Why do people feel the need to indulge in beastiality?

Who is the coolest movie icon ever?

Who is the baddest movie character, Tony Montana (Scarface) or Max (Shottas)?

Who is the greatest serial killer?

What will the last Tupac album be called?

Does Amara have a penis?

Should men with man-breasts wear bras & if they don't, should they be considered feminists?
 

roaches

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#24
who's gonna win tha world series this year?
The Nationals. *packs pipe*

What was the last hip hop mix CD you burnt, if you remember..
Don't remember. Haven't made any in a while, since I don't have a car with me in the city, and when I do have a car - I'll be able to jack the iPod into it. When I did make mixes, though (which I'm terrible at), I always made em in sets of two: one to bump loudly, the other for gentler times.

The banger right now would definitely have David Banner, Fat Joe, Paul Wall, Tony Yayo, G-Unit, Lil Wayne, T.I., Sigel, Konkrete, that Nottz / Royce, dunno what else. The other joint... that Gorillaz song with MF Doom, some Quasimoto, Common, Edan... dunno what else.

Why do you owe Rukas your soul?
I'm supposed to write articles or reviews or something for him. I think he's given up on me. I have like thirty half-finished. I can barely talk anymore, let alone write. I feel really bad.

Why do people feel the need to indulge in beastiality?
They're attracted to non-human animals?

Who is the coolest movie icon ever?
Don Corleone? Bishop?

Who is the baddest movie character, Tony Montana (Scarface) or Max (Shottas)?
Tony.

Who is the greatest serial killer?
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT. </political>

What will the last Tupac album be called?
Afeni Shakur and the Outlawz Present Time to Stop Piggybacking, Fuck.

Does Amara have a penis?
Prolly.

Should men with man-breasts wear bras & if they don't, should they be considered feminists?
Only if they have back pains. And no, they shouldn't be considered feminists, since horny men co-opted non bra-wearage a long long time ago.
 

roaches

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#26
Who's staying and who's leaving North Carolina? (Felton, May, and Marvin Williams)
I hope they all do. (Chapel Hill rejected me). I think Williams is most likely to stay. I really don't know, though, I only follow college ball for about eight weeks. Can we talk about the NBA? Can we talk about my boy Gilbert Arenas?
 

AmerikazMost

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#27
roaches said:
I hope they all do. (Chapel Hill rejected me). I think Williams is most likely to stay. I really don't know, though, I only follow college ball for about eight weeks. Can we talk about the NBA? Can we talk about my boy Gilbert Arenas?
I thought we were supposed to be asking the questions :D

The Wiz going to get past the first round?
 
#28
Who's the greatest wrestler ever & why?

Why is Tony Montana badder than Max?

Will there be another Rocky movie?

Will Sly ever get finished with that flick concerning Tupac/Suge & all that bs?

Why does Sly Stallone talk like that?

What possessed the people of California to elect Arnie?

How come people act as if Bobby De Niro is great when his last 5 performances have been stale?

How come Joe Pesci never gets the acclaim he deserves?

Why do people pretend that butterflies are nice when they're disgusting insects?

What size is the biggest TV in the world?

What type of person d/l the Chyna & X-Pac sex video?

Was there a connection between the WWF/WWE naming X-Pac such & Tupac?

Did Bill wear a condom when Monica sucked him off?

Did she swallow?

Have you saw that video where the US troops are shooting a dog?

If so, can you explain to me why it took 2 soldiers & no less than 5 bullets to kill it? (And no, the dog was not a direct descendant of Lassie)

How come kangaroos can kick so hard & yet, idiots always think of them as boxers?

Would Mike Tyson really have eaten Lennox Lewis' children?

If so, how would he have had them, rare or well done?

Do bra makers make the clasps purposefully annoying or is it just that us men have sticky fingers?

Can you tell me 5 men or women from minority backgrounds who have got their image printed on legal US bills?

Why are those fragile pieces of crockery called China?

Did that dog the Russians sent into space ever come back?

Will Cuba fall into Capitalist clutches when Fidel dies, or will Raul keep the ship steady?

Do Coca-Cola get royalties everytime somebody mentions Santa Claus?

Who is the funniest man alive?

Who is the funniest man ever?

How long did it take you to answer the questions in this post?
 

roaches

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#29
The Wiz going to get past the first round?
You goddamn right we will.

Who's the greatest wrestler ever & why?
I don't watch wrestling, so, um, Ric Flair?

Why is Tony Montana badder than Max?
Because I don't watch enough gangster movies?

Will there be another Rocky movie?

Will Sly ever get finished with that flick concerning Tupac/Suge & all that bs?
I hope not.

Why does Sly Stallone talk like that?
It's a secret.

What possessed the people of California to elect Arnie?
Because there were so many candidates, they went with the name they recognized most.

How come people act as if Bobby De Niro is great when his last 5 performances have been stale?
Because of the stuff he did before he turned into crap. And I guess we're still in that '90s mode where he'd do awful but make up for it with something decent.

How come Joe Pesci never gets the acclaim he deserves?
I dunno.

Why do people pretend that butterflies are nice when they're disgusting insects?
The pretty colors.

What size is the biggest TV in the world?
Government secret.

What type of person d/l the Chyna & X-Pac sex video?
The what?

Was there a connection between the WWF/WWE naming X-Pac such & Tupac?
I dunno.

Did Bill wear a condom when Monica sucked him off?

Did she swallow?
No, and she was sloppy with it.

Have you saw that video where the US troops are shooting a dog?
No.

If so, can you explain to me why it took 2 soldiers & no less than 5 bullets to kill it? (And no, the dog was not a direct descendant of Lassie)
Cat-and-mouse?

How come kangaroos can kick so hard & yet, idiots always think of them as boxers?
It's funny.

Would Mike Tyson really have eaten Lennox Lewis' children?

If so, how would he have had them, rare or well done?
Medium-rare.

Do bra makers make the clasps purposefully annoying or is it just that us men have sticky fingers?
I dunno.

Can you tell me 5 men or women from minority backgrounds who have got their image printed on legal US bills?
No.

Why are those fragile pieces of crockery called China?
They were associated with the Orient back in the day and the term stuck?

Did that dog the Russians sent into space ever come back?
The KGB would kill me if I told.

Will Cuba fall into Capitalist clutches when Fidel dies, or will Raul keep the ship steady?
I'm sure they'll open up more.

Do Coca-Cola get royalties everytime somebody mentions Santa Claus?
No.

Who is the funniest man alive?
Richard.

Who is the funniest man ever?
Pryor.

How long did it take you to answer the questions in this post?
Nine minutes, but I'm also eating, watching Ali G sing of throwing the Jews down the well, and practicing the fucking Windsor knot still.
 
#30
Cat-and-mouse?
Just to let you know, while a reasonable guess, this could not have been the case seeing as they walked away from it about 3 times thinking they'd killed it only for it to start moving again.

And yes, Ali G singing shit about Jews & getting normal people to sing along is funny lol
 
#31
Did Snoop boast about being a Crip while at Death Row?

Will Bloc Party be the Franz Ferdinand of 2005?

Out of three most known - the Italian, Russian & Japanese - who has/had the most ruthless crime organization?

How come Yardies don't get many movies made about them even though their tactics are more apt for the big screen than the Italian Mafia ever were?

Who's funnier, Jim Carrey or Mike Myers?

How come America has a poorer health service than Cuba despite the stark contrast in wealth?

Why did Americans change 'colour' to 'color' & 'honour' to 'honor' etc?

What is the sexiest language in the world?

Besides Cown & salty, are there any other full blown AIDs monkeys on TB?

Have they fixed that problem with breast implants, where they burst?

How much money did Anna Nicole Smith make from her coffin robbing?

Will Pamela Anderson's children grow up to be traumitized when they find out that almost every male they've ever known has seen their mother penetrated?

Does Lorena Bobbit have kids?

Is chopping off dicks heriditary?

Should prostitution of adults be legalized?

Should marijuana be legalized?

What year did it become morally illegal for a white man to sport a moustache unless he was gay or had featured in no less than 7 German porn movies?

Did the Pope deserve to die?

Did Jesus bang Mary Magdalene?

Is Usher bi-sexual?

Has the Peter Pan idea of Neverland - where children never grow up - been tarnished by MJ's shenanigans or has the prophecy been fulfilled as these kids are so fucked up that they will relivetheir childhood until the day they die?

When will the dudes in the Life forum realize that Tupac was not as important as Malcolm X & he isn't fit to lick the dust off Gandhi's sandals? (comparatively speaking)

Did SicC abuse his powers when he abused Silleone?

What made this board so much better two years ago?
 

roaches

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#33
Did Snoop boast about being a Crip while at Death Row?
I don't. He's definitely a lot more open about it now than he used to be.

Will Bloc Party be the Franz Ferdinand of 2005?
I dunno. Maybe. Silent Alarm doesn't have a song as likely to be a hit as "Take Me Out".

Out of three most known - the Italian, Russian & Japanese - who has/had the most ruthless crime organization?
As far as sheer ruthlessness, I'd say the Russians. They're fucking scary.

How come Yardies don't get many movies made about them even though their tactics are more apt for the big screen than the Italian Mafia ever were?
Now why would you want to celebrate things that black people do when you could celebrate things white people do instead?

Who's funnier, Jim Carrey or Mike Myers?
Mike Myers.

How come America has a poorer health service than Cuba despite the stark contrast in wealth?
I dunno if I'd agree with you, but I'm too lazy do the initial Googling to argue. Assuming that you're right, I'd say because Cubans care more than Americans do. Ask Tocqueville.

Why did Americans change 'colour' to 'color' & 'honour' to 'honor' etc?
Because we're better.

What is the sexiest language in the world?
I can think of very little that messes with the sound of some chica yelling "Ay papi!"

Besides Cown & salty, are there any other full blown AIDs monkeys on TB?
Iunno. I'm not here as much as I used to be.

Have they fixed that problem with breast implants, where they burst?
Probably not as much as they should've.

How much money did Anna Nicole Smith make from her coffin robbing?
Too much.

Will Pamela Anderson's children grow up to be traumitized when they find out that almost every male they've ever known has seen their mother penetrated?
I'm sure they'll get through it.

Does Lorena Bobbit have kids?
She used to work at a hair salon near me. Scary. But I dunno. I hope not.

Is chopping off dicks heriditary?
Naw.

Should prostitution of adults be legalized?
Prostitution is a bad thing, but yeah, it should be decriminalized.

Should marijuana be legalized?
Yeah.

What year did it become morally illegal for a white man to sport a moustache unless he was gay or had featured in no less than 7 German porn movies?
When they started showing up frequently on gay men and in German porn.

Did the Pope deserve to die?
Lmao at this phrasing. Yes, for the crime of being very old and very sick.

Did Jesus bang Mary Magdalene?
Is Usher bi-sexual?
No clue.

Has the Peter Pan idea of Neverland - where children never grow up - been tarnished by MJ's shenanigangs or has the prophecy been fulfilled as these kids are so fucked up that they will erlive their childhood until the day they die?
I dunno. The guy who came up with Peter Pan was also supposedly a pedophile, though. It's Friday night, what the fuck are these questions?

When will the dudes in the Life forum realize that Tupac was not as important as malcom X & he isn't fit to lick the dust of Gandhi's sandals? (comparatively speaking)
Iunno.

Did SicC abuse his powers when he abused Silleone?
I have no idea about any of this.

What made this board so much better two years ago?
___, ____, and ____ posted more often, that's what it comes down to. I thought Street Hop / Hip Hop Heads was a lot more fun back then because there were more people arguing with what I said. A lot of that discussion is gone, and it's kinda boring.

How many questions can Calc pull out of his ass?
As many as will fit through the hole.
 
#34
Do you mind if I correct you when I know you are wrong?

Why isn't Hugh Thompson Jnr. explicitly recognized as an American hero?

Has Hugh Hefner had full sex with more woman than any other living man?

What is the rotation schedule at the Playboy Mansion?

Where were all the half-decent looking hookers that night Hugh Grant felt horny?

Did Divine Brown ever get paid by Hugh Grant?

If not, does she have grounds to sue?

How come Britney Spears grew up quite priveleged & yet, comes across as less than trailer trash?

Will Camerion Diaz's acne ever go away?

Why do men in non-Arab countries get circumcised?

Does Bill Gates have a hot wife?

Why is JFK revered when his time in office was a product of intimidation?

Why does the Bible contain so many inaccuracies?

Other than the difference regarding the Papacy & the virginity of Mary, what really seperates Protestants & Catholics?

Why did nobody tell Warren G he was exposing his illiteracy?

Why do people worldwide respect Princess Diana when she never did anything notable?

Is Prince Harry still getting high when his minders aren't looking?

Will Mohammed Al-Fayed ever get British citizenship?

If not, is it due to his vocal nature?

Was Huey P. Newton a prophet?

If so, why is he not widely recognized as one?

If not, then how come he spoke of a fat kid named Christopher rhyming 'birthday' with 'thirsty' & also Jim Kelly's (of Enter the Dragon fame) little nephew who 'believes he can fly'?
 

Duke

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#36
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
Did Snoop boast about being a Crip while at Death Row? Yup

Will Bloc Party be the Franz Ferdinand of 2005? pff, beats me

Out of three most known - the Italian, Russian & Japanese - who has/had the most ruthless crime organization? Russians

How come Yardies don't get many movies made about them even though their tactics are more apt for the big screen than the Italian Mafia ever were? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Who's funnier, Jim Carrey or Mike Myers? Carey

How come America has a poorer health service than Cuba despite the stark contrast in wealth? U.S. Is greedy...plus they need $$ for Iraq...

Why did Americans change 'colour' to 'color' & 'honour' to 'honor' etc? cos theyre lazy

What is the sexiest language in the world? at least not german

Besides Cown & salty, are there any other full blown AIDs monkeys on TB? Chronic

Have they fixed that problem with breast implants, where they burst? not yet, will soon, tho

How much money did Anna Nicole Smith make from her coffin robbing? 3 bucks

Will Pamela Anderson's children grow up to be traumitized when they find out that almost every male they've ever known has seen their mother penetrated? definitely

Does Lorena Bobbit have kids? beats me...

Is chopping off dicks heriditary? naah

Should prostitution of adults be legalized? yes

Should marijuana be legalized? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!

What year did it become morally illegal for a white man to sport a moustache unless he was gay or had featured in no less than 7 German porn movies? you got issue, homie for real

Did the Pope deserve to die? no

Did Jesus bang Mary Magdalene? he definitely hit that

Is Usher bi-sexual? uhu

Has the Peter Pan idea of Neverland - where children never grow up - been tarnished by MJ's shenanigans or has the prophecy been fulfilled as these kids are so fucked up that they will relivetheir childhood until the day they die? you got serious issues

When will the dudes in the Life forum realize that Tupac was not as important as Malcolm X & he isn't fit to lick the dust off Gandhi's sandals? (comparatively speaking) lol[/b]

Did SicC abuse his powers when he abused Silleone? yup

What made this board so much better two years ago?
you know
 
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