Tiger Woods in car crash

[S O F I]

^i want to kill you and your corny shit.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Tiger Woods Wife Outrun

lmao

 

[Flipmo]

8 mistresses have come out, 1 is a pornstar I think.

Tiger has been busy and on the prowl....

 

[Casey]

Is it just me or his wife actually way hotter than all the skanky money grabbing whores he's been banging?

I mean shit, half of them are freakin' party girls and cocktail waitresses. One was on a fucking reality show. At least one of them is an ACTUAL porn star I suppose. A billion dollars, but goes to show....you can't buy class.

The guy is a douche for treating his wife like that.

I mean, why get married at all if that's what you're gonna do? I personally suspect that he got married and had a family in order to "keep up appearances", ie promote the wholesome image that landed him all the endorsement deals, most of which he'll probably lose now. Companies don't like to sponsor cheats.

Wife should leave and take him for half of that billion dollars.

If he had just banged one bitch then maybe the relationship could be salvaged. But TEN? With no rubbers, knowing these chicks were skanky as hell? Dude is lucky he don't have a whole bunch of STD's....shit maybe he does.

It's pretty fucked up that black people don't have a whole lot of successful classy, educated rolemodels. Now they have one less.

Obama should call out this cheating ass dude like he did with Kanye's dumb ass.

 

[Flipmo]

Agreed, I saw pictures of her and shes smoking. I saw pictures of some of the mistresses. What a fucking joke.

Well said that you can't buy class.

Anyways, apparently she moved out. Expect a huge divorce settlement, she doesn't look like the type to fuck around.

 

[S O F I]

I never understood why after a man cheats on his wife, the first thing people point out is that the wife is hotter than the girl the man cheated with as if cheating is all about physical attraction. It implies, although you don't mean this, that if the girl WAS hotter, that you can understand the decision and it's less bad. I think men who cheat don't cheat because their wife doesn't look good enough. It's more that the wife isn't providing something that the man wants, whether that be excitement, spontaneity, an ear to listen, etc. Sexual satisfaction doesn't depend on looks all the time. We all know that hot girls can be terrible in bed.






Now, here's a better corny joke:

Bumper sticker: "Don't call me Tiger...Call me Cheetah!"

 

[Casey]

Yeah... I understand what you mean S O F I.

Of course cheating isn't necessarily looks, but lust IS primarily driven by physical attraction. That's kinda what I was getting at.

 

[Duke]

And SOFI is saying that it's not always about lust.

Tada, full circle.

 

[Flipmo]

No, a lot of superstars that cheat on their wives, usually sleep with hotter women. Tiger is the first I can think of that he fucked crappy women instead of being faithful to his hot wife.

So Tiger is a moron.

Although you are right, some hot women can't fuck for shit.

 

[S O F I]

^Kobe.


YEAH SUCK A DICK.


haha but naw, I don't know if MOST celebrities cheat on their wives with hotter women. How am I supposed to follow that shit? I don't have a subscription and the economist doesn't tell me.

 

[Bobby Sands]

for all we know his wife could be a total bitch.

 

[Flipmo]

You read the economist... We get that shit at my work for free.

Give me 50 bucks a year, ill ship em to you. You pay for the shipping though. lol

 

[Bobby Sands]

wtf are you on about now? lol

 

[Bobby Sands]

nevermind, i just noticed SOFI's post now.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl Cole with someone who was less attractive.

Wayne Rooney (somehow) also.

 

[Casey]

Didn't Rooney fuck a granny or something?

 

[Bobby Sands]

yea an old prostitute.

dirty, dirty bastard.

 

[Flipmo]

Are you serious with the Rooney thing? ... That's just disturbing.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Yeah. She was 50 years old or something.

 

[Flipmo]

That's fucked up shit, even for a slug looking mofo like Rooney.