You Know You Spend Too Much Time On Streethop When

[Shadows]

1. You can name more than 15 posters off the top of your memory.
2. You wish happy b-day to people who haven't posted in 2 years.
3. You have more than 6 IM buddies from here.
4. You know the name of people's animal(s).
5. You know how many user names Bacho has.
6. You know the size of Member's penises.
7. You often drink THEN post.
8. You often think of the good ol' days and start naming ol' members...

(Please, continue)

 

[Sebastian]

9.You get banned and come back over and over again.
10.You go on certain member profiles and stalk them so you know what they are talking about with other members
11.You visit the board daily and when you are a member for more than 5 years
12.You wake up and the first thing you do in the morning is to click on streethop.com

 

[Jokerman]

13. Your computer passwords are all based on board members’ names.
14. Every time you look at a clock, you wonder if someone answered your last post or thanked you yet.
15. In some threads, you read the same posts over and over again until someone posts something new.
16. You have dogs and cats named after board members.
17. If you live on a farm, you have cows and pigs named after meat-eating board members.
18. You’re always starting God exists or doesn’t debates with everyone you know.
19. Every time you pass a McDonald’s you go in and tell people they’re bad parents for giving their children meat, then hand them 20 pages of internet printout to read as proof.
20. You measure the passage of Seasons by how hot or cold artisticgurl feels.
21. You turn down a hot date because you have to respond to a post that evening.
22. Rather than give out business cards, you long ago decided it was cheaper to plug yourself on the board.
23. Your car has a bumper sticker that reads "My wife - yes, my car - maybe, the board - NEVER!"
24. You spend too much of your weekend time coming up with something for a thread like this.

 

[Duke]

1. You can name more than 15 posters off the top of your memory. - Guilty


2. You wish happy b-day to people who haven't posted in 2 years. - Guilty

3. You have more than 6 IM buddies from here. - Guilty

4. You know the name of people's animal(s). - Not guilty

5. You know how many user names Bacho has. - Not guilty

6. You know the size of Member's penises. - Not guilty

7. You often drink THEN post. - Not guilty

8. You often think of the good ol' days and start naming ol' members... - Guilty

9.You get banned and come back over and over again. - Not guilty

10.You go on certain member profiles and stalk them so you know what they are talking about with other members - Not guilty

11.You visit the board daily and when you are a member for more than 5 years - Guilty

12.You wake up and the first thing you do in the morning is to click on streethop.com - Not guilty

13. Your computer passwords are all based on board members’ names. - Not guilty

14. Every time you look at a clock, you wonder if someone answered your last post or thanked you yet. - Not guilty

15. In some threads, you read the same posts over and over again until someone posts something new. - Not guilty

16. You have dogs and cats named after board members. - Not guilty

17. If you live on a farm, you have cows and pigs named after meat-eating board members. - Not guilty, lmao

18. You’re always starting God exists or doesn’t debates with everyone you know. - Semi-guilty

19. Every time you pass a McDonald’s you go in and tell people they’re bad parents for giving their children meat, then hand them
20 pages of internet printout to read as proof. - Not guilty, lmao

20. You measure the passage of Seasons by how hot or cold artisticgurl feels. - Guilty

21. You turn down a hot date because you have to respond to a post that evening. - Not guilty, lmao

22. Rather than give out business cards, you long ago decided it was cheaper to plug yourself on the board. - Not guilty

23. Your car has a bumper sticker that reads "My wife - yes, my car - maybe, the board - NEVER!" - Not guilty (though I want one)

24. You spend too much of your weekend time coming up with something for a thread like this. - Guilty




25.) You sometimes wonder what other board members are doing at that exact moment. - Guilty

26.) If you remember Alcatraz's golden days with a smile on your face - Guilty

27.) You judge people in real life by how often they say "Thank You". - Not (yet) guilty

 

[Bender]

28. you first click your streethop bookmark, then go directly to message board and > user cp to check your thread subscription replies

29. the first forum you visit is our block

30. you automatically log in when you access streethop

31. you have forgot your password

32. you don't even remember the email you used to validate your streethop account, as you only used it once because hotmail and yahoo are boycotted

33. your closest online friends are streethop members

34. you worry about your next shoutout thread

 

[Duke]

35.) Your actual friends recognize the board by it's layout and comment "Djeez, you still on that board?"

 

[Tha_Wood]

36.) you and your real life mates joke about other streethop members.

37.) your real life friends call you by the nickname you use on the board

 

[Sebastian]

38) You dream about the board or some members

 

[Duke]

 

[vg4030]

39) you stay up all night designing a cool new avatar

 

[Shadows]

40. You actually know the numbers after VG.

 

[keco52]

38) You dream about the board or some members

:suspicious:

Shuddup

 

[Bobby Sands]

41: you masturbate to pictures of streethop members on a regular basis.

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^not that i do myself or anything :unsure:

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

42 : when you got time to neg-rep people

 

[S O F I]

43: When you click New Posts and all you get is The Dealer threads and it saddens you

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

44 : when you click on "User Cp" to see who thank'd you for the post you made 1minute ago

 

[vg4030]

45: you know the REAL names of more than 5 members on the board

 

[Bender]

46. everytime you on the computer streethop is one of your windows

47. you secretly know that caesar is rukas under a different alias

48. you know which members post with a woody

49. you have tried several times and failed to make an account under a female gender just so that you could try and read what's being said in all about you forum

50. you can survive being banned

 

[Bender]

51. when you are a staff member