By far the funniest thing I've read all day.

[Dogmatic187]

TAMPA, Fla. - A second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing.


He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set.

On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out.

And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

Man tells 911 slot machine stole his money - Yahoo! News

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

WTF people!?!

 

[dillaxx]

I am terribly sorry, sir, but I didn't laugh.

 

[Jeremy]

That's pretty funny.

 

[PuffnScruff]

i think the guy that called 911 on subway for screwing up his order was better

 

[Maverick]

i think the guy that called 911 on subway for screwing up his order was better

+1

at least its a real emergency

 

[Devious]

i remember a couple years ago there was a tape of a woman who called 911 cuz she didn't get cheese on her whopper or something, and she was legitimately pissed off when they refused to send out a unit to the BK LOL.

 

[Dogmatic187]

I am terribly sorry, sir, but I didn't laugh.

So Bachaveli took your funny bone with him?

 

[Rahim]

man i used to prank call a bunch of places back in the day..one of them was this pizza place..i used to call them and say "is this the washroom?"

 

[dillaxx]

man i used to prank call a bunch of places back in the day..one of them was this pizza place..i used to call them and say "is this the washroom?"

That's either a lie, or you were retarded then as well. :idea:

 

[Preach]

man i used to prank call a bunch of places back in the day..one of them was this pizza place..i used to call them and say "is this the washroom?"

that must have been exhilarating. i can just imagine the punch of the whole prank - "no."

;p

i used to call random numbers till i found somebody who was old, then started asking them if they wanted to purchase fish. i'd bring it to their door and receive payment afterwards. then never show up HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. imagine the impact i had on their lives for one afternoon.

 

[Rahim]

that must have been exhilarating. i can just imagine the punch of the whole prank - "no."

;p

i used to call random numbers till i found somebody who was old, then started asking them if they wanted to purchase fish. i'd bring it to their door and receive payment afterwards. then never show up HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. imagine the impact i had on their lives for one afternoon.

haha yeah i guess u can say that since i did it so often until they threatened to report me to the cops..but that didn't stop me from doing it just one more time after that...

LOL yeah thats pretty funny..thats what u call a real "fishing scheme" lol

 

[Rahim]

That's either a lie, or you were retarded then as well. :idea:

you should talk......cuz i know for a fact you are so retarded that you don't even know how to pick up a phone.... i know for a fact that you are so retarded!!! that you couldn't even dial a number..and i also know that CUZ YOU ARE SO RETARDED!!!!!!! that you try to wear a telephone on your head as a hat you retard :blink:

 

[Da_Funk]

You know Rahim, i think I finally get you now. Lately most of your posts have me loling

 

[dillaxx]

You know Rahim, i think I finally get you now. Lately most of your posts have me loling

He's one of those kids that thinks by sounding like he doesn't know how to diss, but really doesn't know how to diss, he's funny. He's not. I didn't bother to read it once I realized he was repeating himself. Good job, Rahim. Continue swinging between Tupac's nuts. 2

 

[Rahim]

He's one of those kids that thinks by sounding like he doesn't know how to diss, but really doesn't know how to diss, he's funny. He's not. I didn't bother to read it once I realized he was repeating himself. Good job, Rahim. Continue swinging between Tupac's nuts. 2

yes. you also have my permission to swing between Christopher Wallace' nuts 2. try not to fall into a bush

You know Rahim, i think I finally get you now. Lately most of your posts have me loling

thats good to know. no sarcasm intended. really..

 

[dillaxx]

yes. you also have my permission to swing between Christopher Wallace' nuts 2. try not to fall into a bush

Too bad my taste in rap music supercedes 1996. 2

 

[Rahim]

Too bad my taste in rap music supercedes 1996. 2

first of all, it's spelled supersedes, and secondly... what do you even know about good music? weren't you born in 2000?

 

[dillaxx]

first of all, it's spelled supersedes, and secondly... what do you even know about good music? weren't you born in 2000?

I'm sure kids born in 2000 have better taste in music than you. Hannah Montana>>>> Tupac

And good looking on the spelling. Learn something new everyday.

 

[Rahim]

I'm sure kids born in 2000 have better taste in music than you. Hannah Montana>>>> Tupac

And good looking on the spelling. Learn something new everyday.

if you say so.....

 

[dillaxx]

if you say so.....

I did say so.