I speculate in junk bonds, which has led to the junk mortgage meltdown we've been having in the US and a recession. As a result, Americans get the comeuppance they've been deserving for a while now, with people having to curtail spending on stuff they don't need and begin to cut back on the amount of oil they use, which will help slow the global greenhouse disaster. The US will no longer be able to throw money around fighting wars in places they shouldn't be, making the world a better place all around. So my actions will save millions of lives around the world in the coming years, make Americans develop better spending values and realize what's really important in life, and force us to develop alternative sources of fuel, thus saving the environment.
So I'm feeling mighty proud about now.