But the Weather is a major part of why Australia is so good. in England, you have rain, rain and snow. You have a short summer that last's for about 15 minutes and a temperature that desperately tries to break into double figures yet fails 9 times out of 10.
Here, the sun gives everyone a naturally sunny disposition. There's no reason to be unhappy, so we're not. You British are a lot grumpier. Sure, you have reasons to be grumpier.. cos it's shit there.
We have public barbecues and open-air swimming pools for anyone and everyone to use, or sun bake next to. Not to mention the Australian women!
This would never occur in England, because your teenage delinquents would vandalize, wreak and piss on the barbecues. Plus it's too cold and shit to have open air swimming pools.
Last i heard shitty England doesn't even have drive through Bottle-o's, why bother having to get out of the car to stock up on a delicious slab of Carlton Draft, when you can do it from the comfort of your own car seat?!
Did I mention England is shit?