Synful*Luv said:
Nah, they look like rats
Have you ever had a midget live under your bed who owed you money?
Funny you should ask that... I had a lodger once who ended up stealing some of my jewellry, stuff that meant alot to me, anyway he gave them back in the end but I couldn't trust him anymore so I kicked him out but (stupid me) forgot to take my key back!
I came home one night from a party I had some friends over and we were all crashing in my bedroom, suddenly we heard this huge snore from under my bed. I was like wtf? Then I saw these boots peeping out under my bed, and one of my friends grabbed them and pulled my lodger out from under my bed, I was so fucking angry.
Anyway so yeah I kinda had a midget, well maybe not a midget, lets call him a twat instead, hiding under my bed.
Would you ever sleep with a guy you thought really hot, the hottest guy ever, pending the results of an STD test?