woman enters fraternity and masturbates on couch

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PuffnScruff

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http://www.michigandaily.com/home/i...Story_id=d4a272fc-35e0-4670-b219-ead4b17f7f00

Masturbating trespasser booted from frat
Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon
By: Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter
Posted: 3/26/07
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.

She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.

According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."

The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.

Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.
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:laugh: wtf? i wonder if she was hot:confused:
 

hizzle?

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faggots... i mean you are in a frat... fuck her, film her and give the tape to collegefuckfest.com or something... I mean who calls the police when some girl enters randomly your house and starts to masturbate.... unless she was ugly...
 

SonOf2pac

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she had to be ugly... they wouldn't let a hot bitch masturbate on a couch without filming it or fucking with her in some way... come on...
 

Snowman

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what it sounds like was this girl was paid some money to go over there and do that in front of the guys. or it was her initation to join the girls fraternity, that was her task. (Do that or else).

i bet she was hot. thats too bad no one filmed it.
 
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hizzle? said:
faggots... i mean you are in a frat... fuck her, film her and give the tape to collegefuckfest.com or something... I mean who calls the police when some girl enters randomly your house and starts to masturbate.... unless she was ugly...
:thumb:
 
#12
in this day n' age of cell phones...u telling me not one of those fucc'n fags had a cell phone wit video recording capabilities.......shit, there's a video i bet....i know there is
 
#17
This is a cover story for the real story. It was a Sigh who did this but what's differnet in my account, the real story, Sigh entered an all gay fraternity and proceeded to masturbate in front of them.

I have the movie. PM me, we can arrange something.
 
#18
seriously, these kats had to be gay. or the chick must've been a fricking hippo pig crossbreed or something. even an "ugly" chick would've got the yang and wangs from at least one of them dudes. if not a train ran on her.

but calling the police on a naked masturbating woman? that's just pospostrius(SWTFP?).

every squad car in radio distant probably answered to that shit.
 
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