I got this email from an Algerian buddy of mine, thought I'd post it lmao.
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What to do on a plane when you are seated next to a real jerk
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Open your laptop very slowly.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the heavens
7. Breathe deeply and open the site (The End!!!!)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.
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lmao, the visual image is epic.
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What to do on a plane when you are seated next to a real jerk
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Open your laptop very slowly.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the heavens
7. Breathe deeply and open the site (The End!!!!)
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.
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lmao, the visual image is epic.