hit them up with a fucking reality check, its just weed, lol, coke, id understand, shit, in there teens they were prolly having orgys and sucking monkey pole, "if my parents kick me out my house for smoking weed id be like ,HEY, U CANT KICK ME OUT THE HOUSE FOR SMOKING WEED OR I'LL KICK U IN THE NUTS"
but seriously, are your parents from utah or something, its just weed, find a friends house to stay at until they come around.