Transvestites

#1
Disclaimer ... I do not dress up as a woman.

I do know, however, how to undo a bra with one hand, and this skill is something totally unrelated to this thread.

Anyways, I was hanging around my local sports centre today checking out the menus in the atrium restaurant while grabbing myself an extra large cappuccino. The atrium is located centrally to all the main sports functions, so it is just a coincidence that directly opposite the restaurant is the main entrance to the lagoons. Sat there gently sipping on my extra boost of caffine for the day and glancing at todays daily mail newspaper (it has good crossword puzzles), I noticed this dude dressed like a chick walk into the ladies changing rooms of the lagoons. I was beside myself at first, and questioned myself as to if it was really a man or a ugly/masculine woman going for a swim. A few eons passed and I went back to my coffe and paper. The next thing I know I'm hearing the sounds of walkie talkie beeps, dashing footsteps, and the sight of security personnel. I could have swore I heard someone shout 'pervert' as the same person I saw earlier was led out to a back room somewhere, under arm restraint by several security guards. I put down my puzzle, swiped a menu, and left.
 

Tha_Wood

Underboss
Staff member
#3
Disclaimer ... I do not dress up as a woman.

I do know, however, how to undo a bra with one hand, and this skill is something totally unrelated to this thread.

Anyways, I was hanging around my local sports centre today checking out the menus in the atrium restaurant while grabbing myself an extra large cappuccino. The atrium is located centrally to all the main sports functions, so it is just a coincidence that directly opposite the restaurant is the main entrance to the lagoons. Sat there gently sipping on my extra boost of caffine for the day and glancing at todays daily mail newspaper (it has good crossword puzzles), I noticed this dude dressed like a chick walk into the ladies changing rooms of the lagoons. I was beside myself at first, and questioned myself as to if it was really a man or a ugly/masculine woman going for a swim. A few eons passed and I went back to my coffe and paper. The next thing I know I'm hearing the sounds of walkie talkie beeps, dashing footsteps, and the sight of security personnel. I could have swore I heard someone shout 'pervert' as the same person I saw earlier was led out to a back room somewhere, under arm restraint by several security guards. I put down my puzzle, swiped a menu, and left.
its a shame all that practice using your dads bra will never pay off in real life
 
#4
its a shame all that practice using your dads bra will never pay off in real life
:laugh: Why so much hate?

Yeah, I sadly saw a video on 5 minute videos, that showed how to undo a bra in one fell swoop. I must try it one day.......one day...... :wondering:
 

ARon

Well-Known Member
#5
I do know, however, how to undo a bra with one hand, and this skill is something totally unrelated to this thread.
Recently at a party I watched a girl undo the bra of another girl with her teeth, if she wasn't the fat chick who thought she was hot I probably would have been turned on.

That's pretty crazy though, I wonder if the guy thought it was ok, like he really thought he was a chick, or was really being a pervert. Funny anyway.

What's even funnier is your disclaimer was probably needed.
 
#6
Disclaimer ... I do not dress up as a woman.
The fact that you said this, clearly states that you probably do.

I do know, however, how to undo a bra with one hand, and this skill is something totally unrelated to this thread.
once again, you probably don't, and the only woman you've probably ever seen wearning a bra with your own eyes was your mom and she doesn't count.

Anyways, I was hanging around my local sports centre today checking out the menus in the atrium restaurant while grabbing myself an extra large cappuccino. The atrium is located centrally to all the main sports functions, so it is just a coincidence that directly opposite the restaurant is the main entrance to the lagoons. Sat there gently sipping on my extra boost of caffine for the day and glancing at todays daily mail newspaper (it has good crossword puzzles), I noticed this dude dressed like a chick walk into the ladies changing rooms of the lagoons. I was beside myself at first, and questioned myself as to if it was really a man or a ugly/masculine woman going for a swim. A few eons passed and I went back to my coffe and paper. The next thing I know I'm hearing the sounds of walkie talkie beeps, dashing footsteps, and the sight of security personnel. I could have swore I heard someone shout 'pervert' as the same person I saw earlier was led out to a back room somewhere, under arm restraint by several security guards. I put down my puzzle, swiped a menu, and left.

wtf.... woopdy-doo. welcome to the world.
 
#8
Stuff like this happens to you often?
Not to long ago I went to subway and the person making my sub was a dude wearing make-up and had hair-extensions and all that.


I watched him very closely to make sure he didn't get AIDS on my food. I'm very senesitive about that stuff.
 

keco52

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#13
I hate when I take the time to read something and there's a bunch of unnecessary bullshit details.

Basically you saw a man dressed like a woman. I don't see how that's any creepier than your ninja turtle swords.
 

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