So, I have been reading stories about people meeting up and hanging out. They were very entertaining, therefore, I decided to create ones that are fake but funny too. I hope you guys participate.
(No disrespect to anyone, although i left a lot of people out.)
Enjoy...I did this @ my work. =)
I was walking down the street, completely board, listening to hip-hop. I called my homies Ray-Waters and Sofi to see what we could pop. Together we smoked Chronic and started walking to a strip club. I saw a DarkPhantom: Ray kept hearing a man Preaching, meanwhile Sofi was getting lost in the Matrix seeing The One fucking some bitches.
Finally, we arrive @ a strip Club and strippers named _Carmi and Katie gave us Tha Wood....it was SiCc. We all went to the back for seperate lap dances from different women. But we were stopped by some body guard that made us read a sign,
it said, "Things banned from the rooms: Sharp Objects, Gun's, Rope.....and......Dilla."
Dilla? okay....??
So shit happens, we walk out the club, happy as fuck, but Sofi not. Turns out he spent all of his finances. It okay though, because he calls up the homie Rukas.
He gives us the $ and we leave because he was with some girl. He didnt even let us go in for a piss. Fucker, we wont pay that fool back.
Anyway, we start walking away from his neighborhood, and we see some Pizza Hut guy yelling @ some customer..."Fuck you, we tried our best motha fucking (looks at receipt) Rahim....bitch ass trick!"
Fuck it, we laugh and hitch a ride home and decide to meet on StreetHop. I sit down and look down my leg because some shit was tickling it, so i stomped on the Roaches.
I then go to the bathroom and as I exit, my dad inspects my hands. I yell, "Fuck you I was my hands, their not dirty nicca, and I wasn't beating my Jeremy."
After a long day and night of posting, I decide to call it a night. But, first I poured myself some milk and Keko-puffs.
Nite Ya'll.
(No disrespect to anyone, although i left a lot of people out.)
Enjoy...I did this @ my work. =)
I was walking down the street, completely board, listening to hip-hop. I called my homies Ray-Waters and Sofi to see what we could pop. Together we smoked Chronic and started walking to a strip club. I saw a DarkPhantom: Ray kept hearing a man Preaching, meanwhile Sofi was getting lost in the Matrix seeing The One fucking some bitches.
Finally, we arrive @ a strip Club and strippers named _Carmi and Katie gave us Tha Wood....it was SiCc. We all went to the back for seperate lap dances from different women. But we were stopped by some body guard that made us read a sign,
it said, "Things banned from the rooms: Sharp Objects, Gun's, Rope.....and......Dilla."
Dilla? okay....??
So shit happens, we walk out the club, happy as fuck, but Sofi not. Turns out he spent all of his finances. It okay though, because he calls up the homie Rukas.
He gives us the $ and we leave because he was with some girl. He didnt even let us go in for a piss. Fucker, we wont pay that fool back.
Anyway, we start walking away from his neighborhood, and we see some Pizza Hut guy yelling @ some customer..."Fuck you, we tried our best motha fucking (looks at receipt) Rahim....bitch ass trick!"
Fuck it, we laugh and hitch a ride home and decide to meet on StreetHop. I sit down and look down my leg because some shit was tickling it, so i stomped on the Roaches.
I then go to the bathroom and as I exit, my dad inspects my hands. I yell, "Fuck you I was my hands, their not dirty nicca, and I wasn't beating my Jeremy."
After a long day and night of posting, I decide to call it a night. But, first I poured myself some milk and Keko-puffs.
Nite Ya'll.
