Rock Bottom

Euphanasia

Well-Known Member
#1
I just had one of the worst weekends of my life.

On Friday I was almost hit by a car who nearly ran a red light going about 45mph.

On Saturday I lost 200 dollars in a poker tournament.

Still steaming from that loss, I get hammered last night (Sun) and decide to play online poker. I bought in for 100 dollars.

Then I wake up. My brother walked in my room because he was wondering why the light was on at 5am. He said he found me lying in an awkward position on top of my bedsheets and holding a pile of clothes, wearing shorts but no shirt.

He counted 15 empty labatt blue bottles strewn over the floor. I go over to my computer and realize that i bought in for a total of 400 dollars and my balance reads zero dollars.

Then I realize that I only had 266 dollars in my checking account so my brother drives me to the bank at eleven am (because I'm still drunk) and I transfer 734 dollars out of my precious, hard-earned savings and into my checking and go to look at my balance in my checking account and it reads 600 dollars.

So I'm like Fuck, it already went through!

But I couldn't deal with it right then because I had to go to work. I go to purchase a 23 cent bannana on my break and realize I don't have any cash. So I use my debit card and it gets denied. A kid tossed me a quarter so that I could eat.

Then I called the bank and they said they suspected fraudulent transactions since I made online deposits and said that I was lucky to not receive any overdraft fees because it was a Sunday night.

They unfroze my account. I'm exhausted and I have to work at 7am tomorrow. I have absolutely no money.

So this is what rock bottom feels like. I almost wish I was hit by that car on friday.

Oh yeah, I was also drunk until about 2pm today and then the hangover set in. I felt like fucking shit all day and I still have a slight headache now and it's nearly midnight.

And I don't have a clue why I was holding a bunch of clothes.
 

Flipmo

VIP Member
Staff member
#2
I can't believe you got wasted off Labatt. lmao.

That's like drinking crap, but then again, Americans seem to love Canadian beer.

As for the rest, the online poker in specific, try not to use your checking/savings debit card to play online, I've heard of too many stories of fraud with that. Get a CC and use that instead.

It could have been worse though, imagine being crushed by 5 tons of feathers, wouldn't that be ironic? Hihihi
 

S O F I

Administrator
Staff member
#3
Yeah man that sounds like a shitty weekend. But, let's see why:

1. Gambling
2. Alcohol


Can't really blame Karma or a curse from a Haitian voodoo woman for that.
 

Farzin

Well-Known Member
#6
Dude that's not even close to rock bottom. But a shitty weekend nonetheless.

What's wrong with labatt blue? I drink it. What do you drink Flipper?
 

ARon

Well-Known Member
#8
THIS is your rock bottom? Come on, this is like a dumb drunk weekend, not rock bottom. Rock bottom is when you can't afford that banana, not cus the bank put a hold on your debit card.
 

ARon

Well-Known Member
#10
^Eh really couldn't tell you were exaggerating. Especially because your posts make it seem like you live the male version of Friends, with a little bit of Sex and the City sprinkled in.
 

Flipmo

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Staff member
#11
Dude that's not even close to rock bottom. But a shitty weekend nonetheless.

What's wrong with labatt blue? I drink it. What do you drink Flipper?
I personally can't drink North American beers for the most part. Not that there is something wrong with it, it just tastes like peanuts dipped in piss, also, it gives me bad headaches.

I drink Pilsner, Kronenbourg, Carlsberg and Stella Artois and Hoegaarden, since those are the ones mostly available here and I enjoy them. Sapporo is also a decent Japanese beer.

Would Karlovacko be available here, I'd stock up a lifetime supply, but that is impossible. lol.

As for Canadian beers, only one I can tolerate is Alexanders Keith.
 

Farzin

Well-Known Member
#18
I personally can't drink North American beers for the most part. Not that there is something wrong with it, it just tastes like peanuts dipped in piss, also, it gives me bad headaches.

I drink Pilsner, Kronenbourg, Carlsberg and Stella Artois and Hoegaarden, since those are the ones mostly available here and I enjoy them. Sapporo is also a decent Japanese beer.

Would Karlovacko be available here, I'd stock up a lifetime supply, but that is impossible. lol.

As for Canadian beers, only one I can tolerate is Alexanders Keith.
lol and there is nothing wrong with that? Well I am not a huge beer drinker and I can't really say I have tried a lot of the different kinds but Blue was one of the better one's I had. Still prefer Corona though.

I don't know what you're getting at.

^He is telling you to write your life into a script and sell it! Make big $$$$$$$.
 
#19
A-yo!
This song is dedicated to all the happy people
All the happy people who have real nice lives
And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck

[Verse One:]
I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net
I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck
I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check
Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt
Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged
Full of venom and rage
Especially when I'm engaged
And my daughter's down to her last diaper
That's got my ass hyper
I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer
Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders
These overnight stars becoming autograph signers
We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us
Along with the small fry's and average half pinters
While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas
Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless
Snakes slither in the grass spineless

[Chorus (x2):]
That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

[Verse Two:]
My life is full of empty promises
And broken dreams
I'm hoping things will look up
But there ain't no job openings
I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished
Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished
And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay
And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day
But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game play
Cause when we die we know were all going the same way
It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan
When all you need is bucks to be the man
Plus a luxury sedan
Too comfortable and roomy in a six
They threw me in the mix
With all these gloomy lunatics
Walk around depressed
And smoke a pound of ses a day
And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today
My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play
Live half my life and throw the rest away

[Chorus]

There's people that love me and people that hate me
But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady
I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame
That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames
That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name
Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain
Right now I feel like just hit the rock bottom
I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em
I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em
Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em
My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or sock's on 'em
And them rings you wearing look like they got a few rocks on 'em
And while you flaunting them I could be taking them to shops to pawn them
I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em?
Cause I never went gold of one song
I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn
 

Preach

Well-Known Member
#20
I don't know what you're getting at.
lol yeah i was like, first you call him out on exaggerating. and when he tells you it was purposely you go "like i didn't know".. wtf lol?

i feel bad for all those things, except for the hangover thing. i don't feel sorry for nobody's hangovers.
 

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