My cousin is a Firefighter. He does 24 hour shifts, Mon - Fri.
Anyway, spending too much time with guys can probably piss people off sometimes, right?
Here is a letter he found in the restroom, posted and e-mailed it to me laughing.
OFFICAIL DECREE
Take Notice
Here’s my new decree. Everyone with rocket pubes has to put a fucking hairnet over their balls before entering the showers/bathrooms in the station. I was in the shower today, lathering rinsing a little repeating- and I look overat the plastic shower curtain. To my fucking amazement there is a pube at about my shoulder level.
Immediately I thought to myself: “How the fuck does a pube get there.” Honestly, at 18+ years of age you should be worried if your fucking nuts are balding and you’ve got your ball hair clogging up the shower drain. That alone would be alarming, but the fact that your pubes fucking SHOOT off of your nutsack like a fucking clown out of a circus cannon and plaster themselves against shower curtains is goddamn ludicrous.
Go see a doctor immediately – there is something seriously wrong with your pubes. But until said pubes stop catapulting themselves at shoulder high altitudes on the shower curtain, have some common decency and wrap your nuts with a glad bag and a rubber band or something. It may be uncomfortable, and it may lower or completely destroy your sperm count/ability to have children, but rocket pubes are disgusting, and it’s the right thing to do.
-Anonymous
Anyway, spending too much time with guys can probably piss people off sometimes, right?
Here is a letter he found in the restroom, posted and e-mailed it to me laughing.
OFFICAIL DECREE
Take Notice
Here’s my new decree. Everyone with rocket pubes has to put a fucking hairnet over their balls before entering the showers/bathrooms in the station. I was in the shower today, lathering rinsing a little repeating- and I look overat the plastic shower curtain. To my fucking amazement there is a pube at about my shoulder level.
Immediately I thought to myself: “How the fuck does a pube get there.” Honestly, at 18+ years of age you should be worried if your fucking nuts are balding and you’ve got your ball hair clogging up the shower drain. That alone would be alarming, but the fact that your pubes fucking SHOOT off of your nutsack like a fucking clown out of a circus cannon and plaster themselves against shower curtains is goddamn ludicrous.
Go see a doctor immediately – there is something seriously wrong with your pubes. But until said pubes stop catapulting themselves at shoulder high altitudes on the shower curtain, have some common decency and wrap your nuts with a glad bag and a rubber band or something. It may be uncomfortable, and it may lower or completely destroy your sperm count/ability to have children, but rocket pubes are disgusting, and it’s the right thing to do.
-Anonymous
