not really ken said:
I do NOT pee everywhere. And the 'cool' point comes from you stating that "standing up is the natural way". You seemed to have decided for everyone or maybe that IS the general feeling amongst the majority of males in the world. and majority is cooler.
besides. like i said, it is impossible no matter how comptent you are to not have sprinkles of piss go on your clothes this may not happen every singles time but you are much likely to have sprinkles go on your clothes standing up than sitting down. infact sitting down it is virtually impossible to have any piss go on you or your clothes, now that would be incomptency. also, just because it is 'quicker and faster' does not make it better. unless you are impatient and/or lazy. it takes more effort to sit down
besides. like i said, it is impossible no matter how comptent you are to not have sprinkles of piss go on your clothes this may not happen every singles time but you are much likely to have sprinkles go on your clothes standing up than sitting down. infact sitting down it is virtually impossible to have any piss go on you or your clothes, now that would be incomptency. also, just because it is 'quicker and faster' does not make it better. unless you are impatient and/or lazy. it takes more effort to sit down
Its almost impossible to get the sprinkles on you. When you piss, it goes away from your body, when you shake, unless you do the helicopter with your dick or something, it goes away from your body. That is how the male body is designed to work.
If you pee on yourself, you're an idiot.
Since when is the majority cool? You're such a rebel. I hate people that look down on others for doing something the conventional way and try to belittle them like they only do it cause its "cool." I guess its "cool" to shit sitting down, so why dont you try to do it standing up and be a total rebel?
Either way ken, there is something wrong with you. Whether its your incompetence in the bathroom, or your fear that makes you pee sitting down, something is wrong.