Living alone..

#1
Okay so I'm 21, moved outta mommy's house about 6 months ago, and have never really lived alone. I went to college and lived in the dorm, but that was temporary. My brother went off to basic training for the National Guard (Homo) and now I have my apartment to myself...
Does anyone live alone? Bills are a motherfucker!!! Car payment, car insurance, motorcycle insurance, renters insurance, electricity, rent, food, gas, etc. it's just fucking unreal. I make pretty good money but struggle to pay for all my shit. I'm 3 weeks late on my rent (lol) I owe my mom $300 and I owe $150 on electricity. It'll make you appreciate your parents more, that's for certain. Idk how my mom raised both my brother and myself on her own, it's unreal.

Another thing, I didn't move into like, trashy places, but my neighbors are trash. There are eight apartments here and I bet at least 6 of them have illegal drugs in them right now. These fuckers are crackheads. They don't fuck with me, I think they think I'm a cop. Becuase I'm the only one here that isn't paying for my place with HUD assistance.

I'm in number four, the people in number three are ALWAYS yelling, no jobs, one man with no teeth even though he can't be more than 35 years old, fat man, long hair, scabby arms, it's gross. His "lady" is a big fat lady, haven't seen her much, and I'm thankful for that. They have a twelve year old daughter, who is always screaming for them to stop hitting her. It's really sad. Some of the shit they yell at her is crazy.

In number five is a huge black man with an even bigger white girlfriend. They have a small baby, which never stops crying. I'm about to punt that little motherfucker into the river (Apartments overlook the river, it's romantic.) The guy did 7 years for manslaughter, then got caught with 12 baggies of cocaine...with no jail time. I hear from someone that knows the fat bitch's family, that he is rolling over on someone to avoid jailtime, which would explain why he got out of having the coke. He is always screaming at the baby to try to make it stop crying, which makes it worse.

I try to avoid the people all around me, but the guy in three keeps trying to be friendly. Talking to me about videogames and music. He brought over a stack of CD's one time and told me to burn whichever I want, I said thanks, put them on my stairway and never touched them since, washed my hands thoroughly after touching them.

The people in five keep to themselves, the black guy will give the universal head nod for "what's up" and I'll do the same, but I don't speak to them. One night he caught me pissing on his back deck, drunk as shit. He looked at me through the privacy gate, turned around, and went back in. I heard him telling his friends about it, lmao. I expected to wake up to a smashed up car, but luckily it didn't happen.


Every car in the parking lot is a piece of shit except mine and my brothers. My motorcycle is the third nicest vehicle out there, and it's been laid down before, I only paid a thousand for it. But it's worth more than most of those cars put together. I'm living in the ghetto. It's crazy.

How do I avoid the people in three? Without seeming too rude.
 

Casey

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#2
lol where the fuck do you live?

i live alone.....yes...bills are a motherfucker. Rent...heat...council tax....electricity....cellphone...credit cards......shit is too fucking expensive these days!!!
 
#6
.......yes, and a very famous basketball player.

i think more people remember the championships, wedding dress and hair colors more than the number of people who remember "double team."



oh, and he was in the NWO in WCW for a while, lol.
 
#8
It is far from work, but it's also a pride thing, lol. Independence is nice. I can drink whenever, fuck whomever, it's a nice little setup. There is a lock on the door for the crackheads.
 

Duke

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#9
Call child protection services on #3. That'll sort 'em out.

OR

You could steal or deal with one of the crackheads (a risky venture, but one must break a few eggs to make an omelette). Get drugs, plant the drugs in/on #3's.

Then you call the po-lice. Maybe the fat black dude can give you a no. for the Snitch-line, lawl.
 

Shadows

Well-Known Member
#10
Okay so I'm 21, moved outta mommy's house about 6 months ago, and have never really lived alone. I went to college and lived in the dorm, but that was temporary. My brother went off to basic training for the National Guard (Homo) and now I have my apartment to myself...
Does anyone live alone? Bills are a motherfucker!!! Car payment, car insurance, motorcycle insurance, renters insurance, electricity, rent, food, gas, etc. it's just fucking unreal. I make pretty good money but struggle to pay for all my shit. I'm 3 weeks late on my rent (lol) I owe my mom $300 and I owe $150 on electricity. It'll make you appreciate your parents more, that's for certain. Idk how my mom raised both my brother and myself on her own, it's unreal.

Another thing, I didn't move into like, trashy places, but my neighbors are trash. There are eight apartments here and I bet at least 6 of them have illegal drugs in them right now. These fuckers are crackheads. They don't fuck with me, I think they think I'm a cop. Becuase I'm the only one here that isn't paying for my place with HUD assistance.

I'm in number four, the people in number three are ALWAYS yelling, no jobs, one man with no teeth even though he can't be more than 35 years old, fat man, long hair, scabby arms, it's gross. His "lady" is a big fat lady, haven't seen her much, and I'm thankful for that. They have a twelve year old daughter, who is always screaming for them to stop hitting her. It's really sad. Some of the shit they yell at her is crazy.

In number five is a huge black man with an even bigger white girlfriend. They have a small baby, which never stops crying. I'm about to punt that little motherfucker into the river (Apartments overlook the river, it's romantic.) The guy did 7 years for manslaughter, then got caught with 12 baggies of cocaine...with no jail time. I hear from someone that knows the fat bitch's family, that he is rolling over on someone to avoid jailtime, which would explain why he got out of having the coke. He is always screaming at the baby to try to make it stop crying, which makes it worse.

I try to avoid the people all around me, but the guy in three keeps trying to be friendly. Talking to me about videogames and music. He brought over a stack of CD's one time and told me to burn whichever I want, I said thanks, put them on my stairway and never touched them since, washed my hands thoroughly after touching them.

The people in five keep to themselves, the black guy will give the universal head nod for "what's up" and I'll do the same, but I don't speak to them. One night he caught me pissing on his back deck, drunk as shit. He looked at me through the privacy gate, turned around, and went back in. I heard him telling his friends about it, lmao. I expected to wake up to a smashed up car, but luckily it didn't happen.


Every car in the parking lot is a piece of shit except mine and my brothers. My motorcycle is the third nicest vehicle out there, and it's been laid down before, I only paid a thousand for it. But it's worth more than most of those cars put together. I'm living in the ghetto. It's crazy.

How do I avoid the people in three? Without seeming too rude.
I logged into Fuckmylife and couldn't find this anywhere? :amazed:
 

_carmi

me, myself & us
#13
i'm glad i do not live alone. going to school, working part time. living alone would have me dead toward bankruptcy. i'd go back to my mom's. would have to step on my pride but it's better than to fuck up my credit and struggle.
 

roaches

Well-Known Member
#15
you're falling behind on your bills but you keep a car AND a motorcycle? sell the bike or put it back in the toy closet until you can afford the insurance, chester. maybe you don't need to be paying for the internet, either.

you think you live in a nice place, but everyone around it is trash? That means you live in a trashy place.

it also means you're trash, too, and doubly ghetto fabulous for having nice rides but living in a shit neighborhood.

*activates streethop radar*

and you're also the 21 year old in a semi-long-distance relationship with and in love with a bitch who isn't eligible for her driver's license yet, promised some dude she'd break up with you, and hangs out with her exes (read: takes dick from, no foreplay beyond mutural oral) more than she does with you?

throw in the towel, man. take a shower (preferably someplace other than your apartment), brush your teeth, pack up your shit, kiss your mother hello, get back in her basement and try again.
 
#16
Lol I LOVE guys like you!! I knew there would be one somewhere on here, just hadn't seen them yet. The highly respectable internet badass. I bet you're quite the legend here, aren't ya? I bet you have soooo many friends and you have soooo much fun and live your life to the fullest, Mister Roaches. When I grow up, I hope to be just like you. So miserable that I talk shit on the internet! Well, friend, it's been done before. And, it's been done much better.

Plus, the bike saves on gas and insurance is muuuuch cheaper, it makes more sense to ride it around, especially considering it is summer time...mmk pumpkin?
 
#17
And you're single, well that sure is hard to believe, a romantic person such as yourself. Only four streethop friends....that's okay too, I'm suuuure you're MUCH less socially retarded in person.


The insurance on my motorcycle is 35 dollars a month, which isn't very much to people who have jobs, so the insurance doesn't bother me there. The 75mpg also helps. You've been on this website since June of 2002, so you obviously have a very productive life going on. You didn't mention much about paying bills, do you have any? Anyway, I am just *flattered* to have someone as witty as yourself poke fun at the new guy, I really am. You make me feel welcomed, Mister Roaches. Classy, classy name for someone who is trying to call someone else trash, by the way.

Now, if you feel the need to post some more bullshit on here, I'm sure you can look up Carlos Mencia, or whatever other un-funny comedian you like to refer to for your jokes. I see being clever is working GREAT for you, keep it up sunshine.
 

roaches

Well-Known Member
#20
i was trying to lay a gentle slap of reality check upon your cheek, my brother, but i guess you'd rather have my nuts on your forehead instead. we can be message board buddies, but always remember:

you: owe your mom 300 and your electricity provider 150 but are spending money on a car _and_ a motorcycle.

me: a couple of student loans, deferred

you: 3.38 posts / day

me: 0.90 posts / day.

me: single, do not need a travel agent to arrange for pussy and, as noted above, orphaned infant animals literally seek me out for aid and protection.

you: in love with an underage ho with a hole that's getting plugged by many dicks (none of em yo's) who can't even upgrade from her learner's permit yet.
 

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