It's my 2000th post all over again. Ask me shit:

[roaches]

I love you all.

And a random comment:
I used to get sleep paralysis a couple of times a year. In the week and change since I've moved back home, it's happened about four times. The fuck does that mean? It never ceases to scare the bejeezus out of my every time, either.

 

[Tha_Wood]

congratz, why did you move home

 

[SicC]

Roaches you whore.

pz

 

[S O F I]

If you can turn lollipop into a safe sex message, are you not the best rapper alive?

 

[dillaxx]

oh i hate sleep paralysis.... clenched jaw, no breathing.... fuck me... i swear that's what an alien is doing to me... since people that claim to have been probed say they're paralyzed and violated... a 1-2 punch, i say

 

[roaches]

congratz, why did you move home

Good question. I've never regretted anything so much in my life.

If you can turn lollipop into a safe sex message, are you not the best rapper alive?

Not if you're talking about going down on someone else's girlfriend in the same song.

 

[Rahim]

congradualaitons

 

[ARon]

Do some more random:: posts. My arms started going numb recently, shit is weird. Does your whole body go numb?

 

[roaches]

Does your whole body go numb?

Since I came home from the bookstore I've been locked in this room laying in bed watching the Lakers game. My left arm went numb for a while. Now I have alternating cramps in both legs.

I'm shooting for bedsores and maybe soiled sheets within the next few days.

 

[Shadows]

I love you all.

And a random comment:
I used to get sleep paralysis a couple of times a year. In the week and change since I've moved back home, it's happened about four times. The fuck does that mean? It never ceases to scare the bejeezus out of my every time, either.

why do you love us all?

why are you saying to ask you shit, if you asked us shit?

Should I change my sig?

Have you checked your dads hands after he used the restroom?

 

[S. Fourteen]

At the 2008 Beijing Olympics, how much do you think in US dollars will people donate for the victims of the earthquake?

How come Yahoo was very quick to post up a front page donation link for the Myanmar victims but not for the Chinese? Do you think it's because Yahoo is often blocked in China?

 

[ill-matic]

do you think lil wayne is shit now , or do you still like his music

 

[Maverick]

why is your name roaches?

 

[roaches]

why do you love us all?
why are you saying to ask you shit, if you asked us shit?
Should I change my sig?
Have you checked your dads hands after he used the restroom?

1. It's easier to lie than to make a list of shoutouts.
2. It's a tradition.
3. If you want. I don't even remember what thread that came from.
4. Yes, and they were COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!!!.

At the 2008 Beijing Olympics, how much do you think in US dollars will people donate for the victims of the earthquake?

Probably not too much... the Olympics are, what, two months away? And they've always been a crock anyway.

How come Yahoo was very quick to post up a front page donation link for the Myanmar victims but not for the Chinese? Do you think it's because Yahoo is often blocked in China?

No idea. I skip to Yahoo Sports and haven't really used the rest of the site in a while.

All this talk about donations is pretty gross, though. I got turned off by it all when I heard about Chinese newspapers criticizing Yao Ming for not donating enough - motherfuckers, you're mad at the guy for not giving away enough money? - and Chinese officials telling parents of missing children not to go to the media for help looking for the kids because it makes the country look bad. China's pretty fucked up. We should boycott the Olympics.

do you think lil wayne is shit now , or do you still like his music

I still enjoy his music. He has his fair share of garbage like any prolific rapper, but he makes up for it in the end - he ripped that Busta Rhymes remix.

why is your name roaches?

I thought it sounded cool. I think it popped into my head from Littles of Infamous Mobb/children's TV fame. I'd probably just go by one of the nicknames I have in real life if I did it all over again, but I've been rocking this since '02.

 

[S O F I]

Were you Rooster? Is that your real life nickname?

lol.

 

[roaches]

Is that your real life nickname?

Yeah, my sister Ms. Hannigan gave it to me.

Matter of fact, is there a way I can change my user name? Let's dead this silly roaches shit.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

why am i bored so much?

 

[S O F I]

why am i bored so much?

I'll take this one rooster.

Lack of inner resources.

 

[7 Syns]

yes, hello and congratulations on whatever.

My questions is If you concentrate your inner energy hard enough would you a)form a kamehameha wave with enough power to super own some shit or b)shit your pants in a b-boy stance?

peac3.

 

[roaches]

I just tried this....... yep, I just came.