High School Stories

[dillaxx]

My statement was more the correct, the capitals and bold lettering were unnecessary. Good pointing out though nonetheless.

Are you ever going to fix your signature? "Trussed" couldn't possibly be a word. "Trust"?

 

[Bender]

^ I truss chickens at work, using a truss, so the birds are trussed before spit roasting. I like to put my truss into birds

Ever heard of a trussing needle? I have one, and it is long.

 

[Rahim]

when i was in grade 10 (winter time - February - week of Valentines Day) i wanted to give a rose to a special friend of mine...so i took the skytrain down to her school....i unexpectedly met a friend there who i didn't expect seeing and i sat with him in his class for a bit and acted like i was one of the students in a classroom who had a substitute teacher that day LOL. The substitute teacher didn't recognize me as the other student who was away cuz she didnt even know him so who cares right? just blend in...

anyway...i held on to that rose (that I was going to give my special friend) and i cant remember why or what happen, but this other guy i met who knew my special friend i wanted to give the rose to gave it to her and i didn't even end up seeing her at all...but ya she got it and was happy too she knew it was from me cuz he told her and we talked later that day on msn

i still cant remember why i didn't give her the rose but im sure it had something to do with the situation i was in....... when i was with my friend (who i met earlier on that day) i had to sign in to the office cuz my friend was going to another class and the teacher said if i wanted to stay i had to sign in at the office as a guest cuz my friend told the teacher that we were cousins and i had no where to go (Just as en excuse) so that the teacher wouldn't kick me out of the class..

anyway....my friend (my "cousin") and I went down to the office to sign in and when we went there we unluckily met the principal....he wanted to know who i was...and my friend said that i was his cousin and just wanted to sign in as a guest to stay at the school cuz i had no where to go and the teacher said to..

i cant remember all the details in-between, but after the principal invited me into his office cuz he had a hard time believing who i claimed i was, he told me hes going to take a picture of me and spread it around the school district newsletters to find out if anyone had seen me....i acctually took a picture and smiled..(which i wasnt supposed to) cuz it was kinda like a mugshot, but it was funny as hell...

there was a lady in there too...and another guy i think..and this councilor

anyway while all this is happening my friend is still in there in the room with me..then the councilor suggested that since i have no where to go that they should call my friends dad (my "uncle") so that they can come pick me up (aka the nephew) from the school...

my friends mom was working at the bike store they own..which unluckily is like a 5 minute bus ride away from the school..

the principal starts speaking right when my friends dad picks up the phone (cuz hes at home) and says "Hi there mr. (whatever her last name was). we have ur nephew Rahim here at the school and he is with ur son, do you think you can come pick him up?" at that moment i was PRAYING TO GOD that my friends dad didnt say he didn't have a nephew named Rahim or anything like that lol....and surprisingly he didn't deny it..he just said that they cant come pick me up but they can come to the bike store (where my "aunt" aka my friends mom works)

and just so the school made sure that they dropped me off and it was alll real....the counselor dropped me off at my "Aunts" bike store.

i went in there never seeing the lady in my life and was kinda nervous cause for one thing i didnt know the lady, secondly i wondered if she had already been informed by her husband of our inccident at school, and thirdly her husband just lied for me and probably didn't have a nephew named Rahim ...at least not visiting the school at that moment..

so i went in there and told her i was interested in buying a bike and she went in the back to do God knows what..and i just quickly left for the bus...

i knew that day that a power greater than I can ever imagine helped me out....cuz that just doesn't happen..no ones parent is going to lie for you like that...and that was a pretty crazy day....a cold winter day too..it was no coincidence tho....

Thanks God.

 

[raywaters11]

damn rahim.. use some names... i got mixed up with all your friends and stopped reading.

 

[Rahim]

^^ ok well the first guy (my friend from before) is the person who i didn't think would be at that school..and the other guy who i just met that day who gave * my special friend * the rose was someone that i just met that day

and the parents (my "aunt" and "uncle") were the parents of the first guy (my friend from before)

 

[Stred]

I used to live down the road from school.. so most days through summer people came back to my joint, got drunk, then went back for last 2 periods. Stred's Tavern was born.

woody and I charged $2 a beer, which bought more beers, and any profit was used for our drinking adventures on the weekend.

those were the days..

 

[Casey]

I was high as hell most of the time so I don't remember too much.

I set my school's record for the most detentions in one year though. I was the only person in my year that got randomly drug tested one time, and I managed to cheat on it. How you ask? Picture the scene....

I get locked in a bathroom by the principals office, and given a cup to piss in. I had been high the night before so there was no way in hell I could pass this test. I look around the bathroom to scope out a way of cheating. All the toilets had been filled with colored toilet bleach, so I couldn't pull out toilet water. The taps had been duct-taped, too.

I search my pockets and find a pin. I poke through the duct-tape on the tap with the pin, and turn on the tap the tiniest amount, so about a drip a second was coming out. I stand there holding the cup underneath this tap for damn near 15 minutes, till it was half-full. I then pissed into the cup a little bit, and wiped around the top of the cup, and exited.

Upon giving the cup to the principal, he commented "Urine is usually warmer than this". I thought I was busted, but he must have been content with his duct-taping and bleach skills enough to not think anything else of it.

The test tested for each drug one at a time, and weed was near the end. Coke....clean. Heroin....clean.....Ecstasy....clean.....Amphetamines....clean....here it comes......Marijuana.............CLEAN!

Hell yeah. The look on his face was classic. He was so sure that he was about to be able to expel me. But it wasn't to happen....at least not for another year

 

[kastro]

: my high skool had the most racist students and teacher's it led to me constanly geting detention suspension over bullshit thing's racist fuck'z :fury:

 

[ARon]

I assume mostly everyones school, in the US at least, had the special ed kids aka retarded kids. Well they would always blend them into classes like gym, catering, shit that was more social, not math or, well if you were in their math class you were in trouble. Anyway there was one named Jesse, and he was huge, like 6'3" 250 or some shit, just tall and he was pretty fat. He'd always wear overalls, and his nickname was Jesse the Giant. I'm pretty sure he had down's syndrome just cus they all have the same face. He couldn't talk much, but he'd try to talk to you, he could understand well. Everyone was pretty friendly to him he was like a big baby. Now to the story...He was in my weight training class. One day he had some dumbbells in his hands and he started yelling kind of and was swinging his arms around with em, I think they were 15 pounds each. He threw one across the room and I'm standing right next to him at the next station and I'm like Jesse you cant do that. He made this yell/grunt and hit me in the head with the other one, it knocked me out cold. I remember waking up like 30 seconds later with everyone standing around, some in shock some laughing, ok everyone was laughing and I was bleeding from my head. When I was in the first aid place getting bandaged up the principal came in askin what I did to provoke him, pretty much making me the bad guy. Lucky for me there was a video camera in the classroom and I came out innocent. I asked for a copy of the tape but they never gave it to me, was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. They put a picture of us in the yearbook high fiving cus of what happened, pretty funny.

Also one time, a friend and I were walking through the hall and we turned the corner and he accidentley kicked a blind girls walking stick out of her hand. Every single person stopped like Professor X just stopped time, it was so damn funny. He picked up the stick for her and she made it to class safely.

And no we dont try to harm the special ed kids at my school.

 

[raywaters11]

lmmfao

greatest story ever

a retarded kid grabbed my friend by the head and slammed his head into the brick wall then the water fountain lol

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

I assume mostly everyones school, in the US at least, had the special ed kids aka retarded kids. Well they would always blend them into classes like gym, catering, shit that was more social, not math or, well if you were in their math class you were in trouble. Anyway there was one named Jesse, and he was huge, like 6'3" 250 or some shit, just tall and he was pretty fat. He'd always wear overalls, and his nickname was Jesse the Giant. I'm pretty sure he had down's syndrome just cus they all have the same face. He couldn't talk much, but he'd try to talk to you, he could understand well. Everyone was pretty friendly to him he was like a big baby. Now to the story...He was in my weight training class. One day he had some dumbbells in his hands and he started yelling kind of and was swinging his arms around with em, I think they were 15 pounds each. He threw one across the room and I'm standing right next to him at the next station and I'm like Jesse you cant do that. He made this yell/grunt and hit me in the head with the other one, it knocked me out cold. I remember waking up like 30 seconds later with everyone standing around, some in shock some laughing, ok everyone was laughing and I was bleeding from my head. When I was in the first aid place getting bandaged up the principal came in askin what I did to provoke him, pretty much making me the bad guy. Lucky for me there was a video camera in the classroom and I came out innocent. I asked for a copy of the tape but they never gave it to me, was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. They put a picture of us in the yearbook high fiving cus of what happened, pretty funny.

Also one time, a friend and I were walking through the hall and we turned the corner and he accidentley kicked a blind girls walking stick out of her hand. Every single person stopped like Professor X just stopped time, it was so damn funny. He picked up the stick for her and she made it to class safely.

And no we dont try to harm the special ed kids at my school.

Lol funny but what kinda school was you in? kid with down's syndrome,blind girl...?

 

[S. Fourteen]

Back when I was 17 - last year of high school. I always called in sick on Mondays. The senior slide. Last class period was my Individual Studies - always looked for a opening when the rent-a-cop left the parking lot. Headed over to the park to have a ciggy and waited for my friends to get off. It was either my garage or the friend's garage where the bong came out. Come to think of it - weed was a lot better back in '99. The high was more paranoid back then - it makes sense. The high now is like opening a cold beer after work. I unwind. We all knew better drug dealers back then - me and my friends. Back then, money didn't just disappear - sure, I was making what? $300 every two week - but damn! Gas was 99 cents a gallon! Didn't have any credit card payments every months. When I put money in the account it stayed there until the visit to the ATM. TV was... heh, I was more impressionable so TV was better. Damn, did it suck to wake up at crack of dawn to get ready for high school. BAHH. Kids like me can't focus at 7:25 in the AM. Sheesh! Coffee back then was disgusting. Music was something that existed outside of me then. Those were the times when I went to Best Buy to buy unheard music. HA!

 

[ARon]

Lol funny but what kinda school was you in? kid with down's syndrome,blind girl...?

It was a normal high school. It's not like we send kids with problems away to live with lepers, they had their own teachers and people who watched over em, the special ed area or whatever. If it was possible they would integrate them into certain classes.