gotdamn, burn my eyes now

[ill-matic]

i caught a family member having a pull. i didnt see no man meat or anything, i just walked in on him, and while i was opening the door i heard some crazy shuffling. turns out he like jumped outta his seat to cover up. when i saw him he was leaning forward on his man meat, tryna be all cool about it. in my head i was like "sprunnnnng.. you were smashin your man meat". i resisted the urge, cos i live with this person. so i acted cool and pretended not to notice. i played dumb to save him from the embarrassment. but damn, for some reason my respect level for him plummeted. shit went down hill like a fuckin avalanche. i mean, we all got our needs, our urges, and thats cool, beat the shit out of your dick i dont care. but damn when you get caught, this is a whole diff playing field. it's shameful. everyone does it, we all do it, and we all sure as hell enjoy the hell out of it. but being caught doing it is as embarrassing as leaving a floaty in your toilet and having someone else flush it for you. it's fuckin nasty

thankfully for him i saved him from such disgrace. i wont mention that shit, but i do harbour those feelings of disgrace. it's funny tho, because i was smashin my dick to some alexis texas porn, and i was feelin cool about it.

p.s it wasnt my dad.

 

[Stred]

lmao.. you will never look at him the same..

i caught my little brother once, but he was 8 years old, so i didn't really care.. i was proud of him

 

[ill-matic]

^ the fuck?? 8 years old? man i was 10 and i only thought wanking was grabbing a hold of your dick and shaking it. my friend told me bout it but i misunderstood. so i went home, shook the shit out of it, and was wandering if i had a dormant cock cos nothing was happening

 

[Bender]

Maybe he wanted you to 'catch' him? :horny:

 

[S O F I]

Was it your sister?

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

Maybe he wanted you to 'catch' him? :horny:

Lmaoo

 

[Prize Gotti]

haha I've never caught any one or been caught so its cool.

 

[illjoe]

Was it your sister?

LOL

Thats some cold hearted shit. :laugh:

 

[Steph]

lmfao if i ever walked in on a family member i think id just giggle and never stop bugging them about it. I'd randomly blurt out
"remember that one time you were jerking it..."

haha priceless

 

[Tha_Wood]

lol i dont think i have ever caught someone jerking it. i have been caught numerous times though

 

[THEV1LL4N]

thankfully for him i saved him from such disgrace. i wont mention that shit, but i do harbour those feelings of disgrace.

so when he logs onto streethop next, he'll realise that your telling the whole community about it. lol

 

[Rahim]

^^ lol i was just thinking about that...thats embarrassing lol

 

[mic ka]

lmfao hahaha thats akward as fuck

 

[Flipmo]

so much dick smashing

 

[Preach]

if i walked in on my lil bro i probably wouldn't even care. i hear you on the whole respect avelanche thing, but see.. this has got to have something to do with your own complexes around masturbating. masturbating is not something to be ashamed of, "we all know this." everybody does it. yet there's *SOMETHING* there.

i never walked in on a family member, thankfully, but i did walk in on a friend once and felt the same way. i don't anymore though. as with anything that's new, if you expose yourself to the notion that all your friends and family likely masturbate, but without actually visioning it, i guess in time it'll go away. maybe. or maybe i'm just a homosexual ehehehe. as a side-story, i did go tenting with my parents a few years ago, and, well, my mother had to change her underwear while we were on the road. imagine a family of four in a tent with the mother changing her underpants. no matter what, that's just too much. it was the last time i ever shared a room with my parents in my life. i think i was sixteen.