Funny Half-Baked scene

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#1
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTcqhkyTpCw[/YOUTUBE]

You know you at least have one scavenger smoker friend.
 
#7
haha, i remember seeing this movie in theaters and this scene easily got the biggest laugh of the movie. well this and Bob Saget's "I sucked dick for cocaine, you ever sucked some dick for marijuana?" line. one of my best friends was like this tho. he hung out with our group, and someone in the group always had weed, but somehow this guy never bought any and just got high off the rest of us. we were all too stoned to notice until after a while we were like "do you ever buy weed?" and he says, "why? you guys always get me high" lol. damn scavenger. he's cool now tho, he buys his own. Jim Breuer's facial expressions in this scene are hilarious lol.
 
#9
not only for weed for cars,parties,bitches(it doesn't mean gurl,i ain't enough gangsta,i really mean bitches = gurls that fuck the first times after some some wordz exchanged)....
 

Preach

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#13
you people puzzle me. you speak the fucking language, yet you can't understand it when it's broken? fine then, i'll "translate it" to you.

not only for weed for cars,parties,bitches(it doesn't mean gurl,i ain't enough gangsta,i really mean bitches = gurls that fuck the first times after some some wordz exchanged)....
he is saying that he is familiar with scavenger smokers, but also, people who'll scavenge their way with you to parties, and get you to give them a ride if you got a car. then he puts, as last, "bitches". meaning he also knows of people who'll scavenge the bitches you know.

then he goes into parenthesis to clear up that by "bitches" he is not referring to all "girls", just the ones that fuck on the first date after you've exchanged a few words together. jokingly, he precises that he is not anywhere near gangsta enough to be referring to all girls as "bitches".

now to assign whether all of you are fucking stupid or whether i'm just smarter.
 

Preach

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#16
Do you want a fuckin cookie now for understanding broken fucked up english?
no. you are of latin-american descent so you are excused (as i presume you consider mexican/spanish your primary language)

however, i do believe something is wrong when people can't understand foreigners speaking their language. if anything, you know the ins and outs to this language better than anyone, you should be able to listen to the words being spoken and connect the dots. i already have to make an effort to keep my grammars, punctuation and spelling in check.

but if you have any spare cookies... :)
 

Preach

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#18
Leave your grandmother out of this you little mutt.
i'm gonna assume this was a joke towards his mother. damn me and my smart talk, cause now i have to admit i'm the stupid one - if you had sex with his mother, and your mother is his grandmother - who did you sleep with? your sister? :confused:
 

DarkPhantom13

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i'm gonna assume this was a joke towards his mother. damn me and my smart talk, cause now i have to admit i'm the stupid one - if you had sex with his mother, and your mother is his grandmother - who did you sleep with? your sister? :confused:
ROFL Preach i was implying that i fucked his mother an in turn spawned the bastard child known as Lil KaMiKaZe.
 

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