Fuck you all...

[Rukas]

... For not informing me that Onion news had moved onto TV news... Watching is so much funnier than reading.

I should ban you all, but instead, Im forcing you to watch this:

Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Rukas]

Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Rukas]

HAHAHAHAHA Oh shit. HHAHAH
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Rukas]

Heheh.

Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Rukas]

Flying cars. Haha. Man, Ive found what Im going to do for the rest of the day.

Mean Automakers Dash Nation's Hope For Flying Cars | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Rukas]

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

NINJA PARADE!! HAhaha... Ok Ok I will stop now.

 

[Eric]

It is impossible for me to choose my favorite part of the Iron Man skit. That is absolutely flawless comedy.

"Robert Downey Jr. will be reprising his role..." LMAO

 

[Rukas]

Ok last one Im off to the studio but this was a great way to kill an hour lol.

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Prize Gotti]

lol that site is great.