Emira is...

[masta247]

A CIA agent sent by the government to spy on us.
What would a woman like her do on a hip-hop forum? huh? :>
I think you have a lot to explain, ma'am :evil:

 

[Chronic]

You're missing an L.
That's because I smoked it HAHAHAHA.

I need drugs.

 

[ARon]

lmao chronic that made me lol for reals. sometimes the corniest shit is so funny

 

[_carmi]

because she likes hip hop?

 

[Elmira]

Chronic: Pink elephant drugs????

I'm about to eat a green salad with feta cheese and raspberry vinaigrette. There's been a heat wave here all week, especially today I was walking and I felt like I was walking around in a vag outside. But I did a rain dance to make the rain come, and now there's a torrential downpour! This week I learned hookers ain't so cheap these days. How was your day? And I'm actually really sweet and I am not a spy

 

[masta247]

You're missing an L.
That's because I smoked it HAHAHAHA.

I need drugs.

I was waiting for that joke ha!

Does Elmira really like hip-hop or is she a government agent in disguise? :>

If so tell me what was 2pac's favorite underwear color and what was Method Man eating on 10th october 1991 :>
You have 7 seconds.

 

[Bender]

Elmira is a Swinger according to her profile occupation ... i thought that 'Swinging' was just the activity of our Primates, us being Human Beings

maybe she's a Monkey-Spy?

 

[Elmira]

Swinging like in the play park! Like on swings. Like on a swinging see-saw. What is wrong with all of you?

 

[Duke]

^ They are paranoid perverts.

Can I offer you a cup of tea?

 

[Elmira]

Yes I will sip it virtually and it will be practically as good as? Fancy that, I'm actually trying to get over a sore throat and have been drinking Jasmine Green Tea all day! I'm really sick of tea actually.... being sick in summer is no fun on a bun

 

[Jokerman]

a woman like her

And what kind of woman would that be? Indian?

 

[ill-matic]

too many fucking weird, alternative, out there cunts in this forum with their over the top "quirky" humour. it makes no sense. it's not funny. shut the fuck up, go away, and have a nice day.

 

[S. Fourteen]

too many fucking plain, bland, inside the box cocks in this forum with their society-has-conformed-me-to-be-deathly-afraid-of-being-wrong attitudes. it makes no sense. it's not a proper way to live. die, fuck your mother, rot in a back alley dumpster and get eaten by stray cats.

how about you get your ball sack caught in the zipper on your way into a plastic bubble where you will be spending the rest of your life drinking meals through a straw?

 

[Flipmo]

Elmira looks perty and gots a perty name. Hence, she is perty.

That is all.

Goodnight.

 

[Elmira]

too many fucking weird, alternative, out there cunts in this forum with their over the top "quirky" humour. it makes no sense. it's not funny. shut the fuck up, go away, and have a nice day.

Well aren't you living dangerously, calling out some broad you never even talked to on an internet forum. Whatever that bitch ex-girlfriend, oh your mama, or that random chick in 5th grade did to you, don't blame me for it. Oh and I hear testicular torsion is rare but completely painful, I hope it never happens to you... like tomorrow. Find something else to do. This is a waste of your time.


And if we are playing the "Elmira is," fill in the blank game again I am neither an Indian princess or an alternative swinger cunt. Just a single mother paying my way through school by shaking it at the strip club.

 

[Duke]

lmao @ eaten by stray cats

 

[ill-matic]

too many fucking plain, bland, inside the box cocks in this forum with their society-has-conformed-me-to-be-deathly-afraid-of-being-wrong attitudes. it makes no sense. it's not a proper way to live. die, fuck your mother, rot in a back alley dumpster and get eaten by stray cats.

how about you get your ball sack caught in the zipper on your way into a plastic bubble where you will be spending the rest of your life drinking meals through a straw?

Well aren't you living dangerously, calling out some broad you never even talked to on an internet forum. Whatever that bitch ex-girlfriend, oh your mama, or that random chick in 5th grade did to you, don't blame me for it. Oh and I hear testicular torsion is rare but completely painful, I hope it never happens to you... like tomorrow. Find something else to do. This is a waste of your time.


And if we are playing the "Elmira is," fill in the blank game again I am neither an Indian princess or an alternative swinger cunt. Just a single mother paying my way through school by shaking it at the strip club.

lol

mr and mrs sensitive 2009 . i didn't mention anyone by names, but it was only you two who took it to heart.

 

[Da_Funk]

too many fucking weird, alternative, out there cunts in this forum with their over the top "quirky" humour. it makes no sense. it's not funny. shut the fuck up, go away, and have a nice day.

He's right. I want the ten seconds back i spent reading this page.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

too many fucking weird, alternative, out there cunts in this forum with their over the top "quirky" humour. it makes no sense. it's not funny. shut the fuck up, go away, and have a nice day.

Lmao so true

 

[masta247]

There are actually different types of humor than that one most popular and primitive "dumb american comedy"-type.
I can bear most of them actually.