Disappearance of Sebastian

#1
Where has this young man vanished? I have not seen him almost a month, ever since Germany's national team lost footy match to Spain in European Championship finals 0-1. I am genuinely getting worried for him.

I know what some of you are thinking, but look, even though we was going through our drama I would never wish death on nobody, you know what im sayin'? Cause theres no coming back from that...
 

Jeremy

Well-Known Member
#3
See here.


Ok guys, this is gonna be my last post ever on the board....so lets see...

Im devastated. I cant believe the game ive watched right now was the final of the european championship in football. Im not dreaming, am i?

Our performance was beyond ridiculous. Where the hell was our fighting spirit? What the fuck were these guys thinking down on the fucking field? I swear to god, there are 60 million german in their home country, watching this god damn game and for most of them, if not all of them, its the first big final ever.....can god please explain to me why their performance was so damn shit? Shit? What the fuck am i saying....it was no performance at all.

The first 10 minutes of the game, we were by far the better team, and then....? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Less than nothing. We were down by one after the first half and we expected that we would create some chances. And there was NOTHING!! NOTHIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!

Klose: What is this guy still breathing for? What the fuck was he doing in the 5th minute? Take the god damn ball and kick it into the net you piece of trash. Are you a motherfucking striker or are you a fucking faggot who cant do the easiest things anymore?!?!?!

Our defense: Surely this has to be the worst defense we ever had in a huge tournament. Its the 8th wonder to see that we reached the final. Metzelder? For gods sake...please die. Please DIE!! Mertesacker....i dont know what you smoked but hey....fuck off.

I could go on and on...pff...Ballack, honestly, end your career! Right now. You will never win a big title. Just quit. Its better for all of us. And Jöw, fuck off as well. Give me a breal, k? What kind of substitutions were that???? Kuranyi? Pff....im lost for words..

I should not forget: Fuck the UEFA for putting an italian referee in the final. It was cristal clear even before the game, that he would fuck the game up for us in a way. And he did.

Au revoir
 
#4
Oh there it is, the farewell speech. I knew he wouldn't go out without making it notice and here it is.

Very well written speech I must say. I couldn't agree more with everything he said here. Very nice and touching as well. I must correct him in one thing though, the Italian referee did not fuck the game up. I will tell you who did. Philipp Lahm did.

Well, what can I say, he will be missed. It is a big lose for the community of streethop. But I'm sure he is in a better place now, somewhere quite place sitting down and giving his mind a rest. I've always told him that Germany would never accomplish anything, but he wouldn't listen to me. Well, ordinarily people live and learn. Sebastian just lived.
 
#7
I remember how he snapped out and lost his mind in shock when you banned him. He always believed the valuable member he was, that he would never be touched. That got in him and thats when the entire world really saw a German in him.
 

SicC

Dying Breed
Staff member
#8
I remember how he snapped out and lost his mind in shock when you banned him. He always believed the valuable member he was, that he would never be touched. That got in him and thats when the entire world really saw a German in him.
Good times there. :amuse:

pz
 

THEV1LL4N

Well-Known Member
#12
Pretty much everyone. Even the USA. Why else would they pay so much for a player past his sell by date? :p
because he is the most (or was) the most marketable player in the world.

notice how shirt sales have increased and the clubs revenue. they even sell LA Galaxy shirts here in england too; and ive even seen quite a few people wearing them.
 

Casey

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#18
Pssh, I gives a fuck about football.

There are more important things to worry about, as I told three of my cousins who were literally depressed that their team lost some big game a while back. (Don't remember who or what and don't care to)

I'll watch Brazil in World Cup matches purely because Ronaldinho is so skillful and great to watch, he's the Mohammed Ali of football, son!
 

THEV1LL4N

Well-Known Member
#19
Pssh, I gives a fuck about football.

There are more important things to worry about, as I told three of my cousins who were literally depressed that their team lost some big game a while back. (Don't remember who or what and don't care to)

I'll watch Brazil in World Cup matches purely because Ronaldinho is so skillful and great to watch, he's the Mohammed Ali of football, son!
the quality of international football is nowehere near the same of that of club teams (especially if your talking premiership). so people who think the best players get picked for their country and play at the highest level and assume that the quality of the games are going to be better and a whole lot more entertaining are wrong.

club > country

Pssh, I gives a fuck about football.

There are more important things to worry about, as I told three of my cousins who were literally depressed that their team lost some big game a while back. (Don't remember who or what and don't care to)

I'll watch Brazil in World Cup matches purely because Ronaldinho is so skillful and great to watch, he's the Mohammed Ali of football, son!
Kaka > Ronaldinho
 

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