Christmas Joke

[Bobby Sands]

I just heard this now and thought it was funny. dont know if its old so dont abuse me if it is:

Why is a christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up for 12 days and nights,has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!

lol

 

[dillaxx]

I just heard this now and thought it was funny. dont know if its old so dont abuse me if it is:

Why is a christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up for 12 days and nights,has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!

lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneoneone


Way to shit on your gender and everyone in it.

 

[vg4030]

I just heard this now and thought it was funny. dont know if its old so dont abuse me if it is:

Why is a christmas tree better than a man?

It stays up for 12 days and nights,has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!

lol

So, if I understand this right.. you no longer want a man for xmas?

 

[Preach]

^^
rofl.

but yeah, i agree. i, at least, look horrible with the lights on.

 

[Shadows]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneoneone


Way to shit on your gender and everyone in it.

1111oneoneoneone!!!!

lmao! :nuts:


oh, as for the joke its dumb.

It doesnt apply to me because my balls arent wrinkley.

I was smart and copped some Botox for them.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

1111oneoneoneone!!!!

lmao! :nuts:


oh, as for the joke its dumb.

It doesnt apply to me because my balls arent wrinkley.

I was smart and copped some Botox for them.

didnt that hurt?

 

[ill-matic]

oh, as for the joke its dumb.

It doesnt apply to me because my balls arent wrinkley.

I was smart and copped some botox for them.

irony

 

[vg4030]

irony

No, he didnt iron them... he used botox

 

[ill-matic]

No, he didnt iron them... he used botox

please tell me youre keeping in with the lame theme of the christmas joke on this one??!?!

 

[Glockmatic]

Why is a christmas tree better than a woman?

A christmas tree doesn't talk.

LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHHAHA WOOOOO!

 

[Rahim]

This Google search was worth it.


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells" .

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's".