I guess real-life ones are much worse. Or worth more points in this case. What'd you do at the go-car track that got you banned?
We went there blacked out and wrecked havoc on the place.
To give some background:
On the friday of that weekend we threw a party at my friends place, it was pretty killer from what I remember but none of us ended hooking up so we went for a nose dive late at night. Around 5am we ran out of coke and didn't know what to do, so my friend, being the awesome person he is pulls out an ounce of mushrooms. The five us drop something like 6 grams each, one of my friends freaks out and goes to bed, but there are passed out people all over the house so we go around high as fuck drawing on people and shaving some hair. Fast forward to the early afternoon and I finally get to bed. I had a soccer meeting on the saturday so I show up there looking like total shit, it turns out to be a bust so my friends and I decide to go get pitchers and food somewhere.
We down maybe 3 pitchers and a plate of nachos between four of us so were feeling pretty good again and decide to hit a strip club. Now I had only been 18 for about 3 weeks at this point and had never been to a strip club before, neither had two of the other people i was with. Between the four of us we spend something stupid like 800 dollars and are right fucked up by the time we leave. Low and behold were so drunk driving home that the guy driving gets lost in a city we all grew up in, and we stumble across this place called speed world, which sounds like fun so we make a pit stop. When you get there you have to watch a safety video because these things go pretty fucking fast, and you watch this safety video in a private room. Instead of watching the video we tear the room apart. Somehow they don't notice we are drunk as fuck, or since they're young, they don't care and they let us get on the track. Before the race starts were all revving our engines, talking shit, and someone goes by accident so we all start going and create a huge pile up before the race has even started. So whatever, no big deal, we line up again and the race proceeds. Now from what I remember the race was totally safe, the only out of the ordinary thing I notice is that whenever my friend curtis attempts a corner he does a complete 360 in the corner and then takes it. Apparently some people felt they got ran off the track (I say learn to race) so they ended up shutting off our cars through a remote and escorting us out. I'm pretty sure we debated the legitimacy of this with them but by this point my memory is very fuzzy