Oh yes! Even though my post count may not actually say it, I have made around 10000 posts on this forum by now. Lost half of them last year with the server change. So, as is proper, here follows a big list of people that I have come to know (one better than the other) over the years on this forum. If you’re not on it, leave a formal complaint and I will address the matter. Either by giving you your due place on the list or a nice explanation why I don’t care for you.
On purpose I didn’t make a huge ass list giving props to every jerk-off that ever made a good phunni on these boards, because that takes away the specialness of the shout-out...
Now, without further nonsense, I present to you, the list.
Let’s start with the heads of state, shall we?
Rukas – The polish Aussieroo. Kept this board running for years. Good sport. I hope you are successful in your music career, man.
Sicc – The American bald eagle. Rules with an iron fist. You’re still an asshole. But the world needs assholes that just say what they want. Doesn’t take the whole internet thing too serious. Also a young father that’s there for his kid, and that always deserves a measure of respect.
Pittsey – I don’t know if you’re still involved with running the board, but you were for a while so I stuck you up here. Hi! A shame your car project didn’t turn out the way you thought it would. Then again, you decided to get latched onto the whole family thing. Fool! Really, though, I wub you. Had some fun talks back in the day.
Good e-friends
Chronic – Probably the first guy from the board that I ended up sleep.., hrm, talking with. I added him to my msn thinking he was Dutch. Woe befell me! Turns out dude lives in Belgium. Damn. All jokes aside, though, we are quite similar. Similar sense of humour, political beliefs, music. We both like animals and cats in particular. Can talk about senseless bullshit for hours and have a good time at it. After the A’dam smoking session I could consider him half e-friend and half real-friend. But I won’t. My mother won’t allow me to have black friends. Nor will she allow me to have fishy friends, which brings me to the next jackal on the list.
Pweachy – The Norwegian. We actually “e-met” only quite recently. Some folks on this board I’ve known for 5 years, you only for 2 or so. Still, like Chron-Chron, we have a lot of things in common. Endless late-night MSN chats about anything from gay-BS to politics to personal problems (you’d be amazed at his personal problems, they’re stunning). The A’dam trip was fun, even though you took half an hour to buy a bong when I was so stoned my eyes were dangling out of their sockets, hehe. Hopefully not the last time we met.
Flipmo- Ha, the Croat. We actually look sort of alike physically. We share our love for the game, of course. But again, same type of humour helped create some kind of bond. How’s your bro doing, btw, Balkan scum? Oh, and speaking about Balkan scum…
Hizzle- Ha, the Bosnian. We go way back in internetland. I remember us playing silly online games (remember the one with the little tanks? hehe) years ago. Footy love again brings us closer together. Also, with Flip and me one of the original three of the Pig Ryder clan (RIP!). Hizzy-boy is mentally sicker than Flip, though. Oggy is a naughty perv, for real. He tried to slip me teh p3nis the other day when I was asleep. I tore it off and tossed it in the sea. He’s still looking.
Actually, Ramzi/devils_advok8 should be on here. But he got banned for being an idiot, lol. So he gets a silent shout.
Alright, next batch of people….these are people I just have respect for. Either because of their sense of humour, their intelligence and wisdom, the fact that they’re “good people” or simply their l33t debat0r skills.
Illuminatile – Fuck your user name, though. Always hard to remember how it’s spelled. I probably messed it up, though. You should be more active in WoW.
beReal – I love how you just say whatever you want to say and not really giving a crap about what people think of it. I hate your guts for supporting Bayern, though. Be a man and cheer for Schalke.
Get In The Van I Have Candy – Best username *ever*. You hear me? *ever*. Everyone go rep him for having the best username. I also pissed myself over that 300 spoof picture in your sig. This dude has a great sense of humour, though. Sometimes he lurks for a few weeks and then BAM, right in your face with a hilarious joke.
Jokerman – SH’s most enigmatic. Witty beyond belief, a fantastic brother in arms in the fight against stupid creationist bastards (I still have nightmares about Teck Neex and his unparalled stupidity) and an annoying staunch supporter of the gun culture. I have fought with you, I have fought against you, I have laughed at your phunni’s. Chapeau.
Amara – Shoutie while absent. Since the chance is slim you’ll read this I’m not gonna type a nice personal comment. Name should be on the list, however.
keco52- She’s cool. Usually girls turn into massive attention black holes on the net, especially if they’re cute. She’s funny, though. Good sense of humour. She just lives in a very boring place.
saltynuts- Moshi-moshi? Ah, kenta-san! How you doing, yes yes? He likes cats. He likes furry animals. He likes food. I like salty. Hi!
Bobby Sands- I used to think he was an annoying Irish hooligan, but along the way I became impressed by his football love and knowledge. He still gets fired up, easily, though. Must be the Irish genes.
SOFI- Balkan scum part 3. He’s smart, he’s also an asshole. Will say whatever he wants. I want to squirt semen all over your clean t-shirts.
Militant- Living his dream. I don’t think I’ve ever actually listened to any of your shit, hehe. I do like stuff like Asian Dub Foundation, so I should check you guys out, really. Smart dude, although his brain shortly departed him during a meat-eating debate, hehe. Good guy, though. Change your name back to Mili, however. Seriously, “ Casey Rain” sounds like a blonde pornstar…
illmatic - I hated his guts when he first came on the board. Whack smartass with attitude. Over the years I’ve grown to like him, however. His sense of humour is good and quite similar to mine.
Big E – Funny cunt. The board’s resident prankster for years. His shenanigans have waned in quantity, though. I guess we all have to grow up somewhat. Heh. R.I.P. TRAZ!
Deeeznuts83- My fellow car nut on the board. Only difference between us is that he actually has a nice car and I…don’t have one at all, hehe. I’m sexier, though.
artisticgurl – Definitely one of the smarter members on the board. I already said this in that previous thread, but she’s one of few posters that can put a situation in a new perspective. Bright light in the darkness.
Devious187- Good dude. We had some good MSN convo’s back in the day, about Family Guy, music, whatever. Plus we both like old Metallica. Always a pro.
R.I.P. Shouts
Calcuo – Fuck yeah!
KaziDiam – They had their moments.
Bigmack- Whatever people might say, he was a funny bastard.
Dante- Did he finally get a life or something? Never cared much for him, to be honest. I thought his humour was often weak.
Amara- Come back
And I think that’s pretty much it. There are more names that are technically deserving of a shout-out, but I never had much to do with them. I only shout out to the people that are directly connected to my e-persona, because we reacted to each other on the board a lot, because we chat on MSN, whatever.
If, however, you feel injustice has been done, drop a line and I will address your issue by explaining your absence in the list. I will then either a.) amend the list b.) tell you why you’re not on it c.) ignore you.
And there we go! Happy 10000 posts from a tall Dutchy.
P.S. to the admins: If any of you can find the time and effort to put me on 10k posts, I will give you anal. It will really boost my poor self-esteem.
P.P.S. If your ego is hurt ‘cos I forgot you while you should be on the list….tough luck!
On purpose I didn’t make a huge ass list giving props to every jerk-off that ever made a good phunni on these boards, because that takes away the specialness of the shout-out...
Now, without further nonsense, I present to you, the list.
Let’s start with the heads of state, shall we?
Rukas – The polish Aussieroo. Kept this board running for years. Good sport. I hope you are successful in your music career, man.
Sicc – The American bald eagle. Rules with an iron fist. You’re still an asshole. But the world needs assholes that just say what they want. Doesn’t take the whole internet thing too serious. Also a young father that’s there for his kid, and that always deserves a measure of respect.
Pittsey – I don’t know if you’re still involved with running the board, but you were for a while so I stuck you up here. Hi! A shame your car project didn’t turn out the way you thought it would. Then again, you decided to get latched onto the whole family thing. Fool! Really, though, I wub you. Had some fun talks back in the day.
Good e-friends
Chronic – Probably the first guy from the board that I ended up sleep.., hrm, talking with. I added him to my msn thinking he was Dutch. Woe befell me! Turns out dude lives in Belgium. Damn. All jokes aside, though, we are quite similar. Similar sense of humour, political beliefs, music. We both like animals and cats in particular. Can talk about senseless bullshit for hours and have a good time at it. After the A’dam smoking session I could consider him half e-friend and half real-friend. But I won’t. My mother won’t allow me to have black friends. Nor will she allow me to have fishy friends, which brings me to the next jackal on the list.
Pweachy – The Norwegian. We actually “e-met” only quite recently. Some folks on this board I’ve known for 5 years, you only for 2 or so. Still, like Chron-Chron, we have a lot of things in common. Endless late-night MSN chats about anything from gay-BS to politics to personal problems (you’d be amazed at his personal problems, they’re stunning). The A’dam trip was fun, even though you took half an hour to buy a bong when I was so stoned my eyes were dangling out of their sockets, hehe. Hopefully not the last time we met.
Flipmo- Ha, the Croat. We actually look sort of alike physically. We share our love for the game, of course. But again, same type of humour helped create some kind of bond. How’s your bro doing, btw, Balkan scum? Oh, and speaking about Balkan scum…
Hizzle- Ha, the Bosnian. We go way back in internetland. I remember us playing silly online games (remember the one with the little tanks? hehe) years ago. Footy love again brings us closer together. Also, with Flip and me one of the original three of the Pig Ryder clan (RIP!). Hizzy-boy is mentally sicker than Flip, though. Oggy is a naughty perv, for real. He tried to slip me teh p3nis the other day when I was asleep. I tore it off and tossed it in the sea. He’s still looking.
Actually, Ramzi/devils_advok8 should be on here. But he got banned for being an idiot, lol. So he gets a silent shout.
Alright, next batch of people….these are people I just have respect for. Either because of their sense of humour, their intelligence and wisdom, the fact that they’re “good people” or simply their l33t debat0r skills.
Illuminatile – Fuck your user name, though. Always hard to remember how it’s spelled. I probably messed it up, though. You should be more active in WoW.
beReal – I love how you just say whatever you want to say and not really giving a crap about what people think of it. I hate your guts for supporting Bayern, though. Be a man and cheer for Schalke.
Get In The Van I Have Candy – Best username *ever*. You hear me? *ever*. Everyone go rep him for having the best username. I also pissed myself over that 300 spoof picture in your sig. This dude has a great sense of humour, though. Sometimes he lurks for a few weeks and then BAM, right in your face with a hilarious joke.
Jokerman – SH’s most enigmatic. Witty beyond belief, a fantastic brother in arms in the fight against stupid creationist bastards (I still have nightmares about Teck Neex and his unparalled stupidity) and an annoying staunch supporter of the gun culture. I have fought with you, I have fought against you, I have laughed at your phunni’s. Chapeau.
Amara – Shoutie while absent. Since the chance is slim you’ll read this I’m not gonna type a nice personal comment. Name should be on the list, however.
keco52- She’s cool. Usually girls turn into massive attention black holes on the net, especially if they’re cute. She’s funny, though. Good sense of humour. She just lives in a very boring place.
saltynuts- Moshi-moshi? Ah, kenta-san! How you doing, yes yes? He likes cats. He likes furry animals. He likes food. I like salty. Hi!
Bobby Sands- I used to think he was an annoying Irish hooligan, but along the way I became impressed by his football love and knowledge. He still gets fired up, easily, though. Must be the Irish genes.
SOFI- Balkan scum part 3. He’s smart, he’s also an asshole. Will say whatever he wants. I want to squirt semen all over your clean t-shirts.
Militant- Living his dream. I don’t think I’ve ever actually listened to any of your shit, hehe. I do like stuff like Asian Dub Foundation, so I should check you guys out, really. Smart dude, although his brain shortly departed him during a meat-eating debate, hehe. Good guy, though. Change your name back to Mili, however. Seriously, “ Casey Rain” sounds like a blonde pornstar…
illmatic - I hated his guts when he first came on the board. Whack smartass with attitude. Over the years I’ve grown to like him, however. His sense of humour is good and quite similar to mine.
Big E – Funny cunt. The board’s resident prankster for years. His shenanigans have waned in quantity, though. I guess we all have to grow up somewhat. Heh. R.I.P. TRAZ!
Deeeznuts83- My fellow car nut on the board. Only difference between us is that he actually has a nice car and I…don’t have one at all, hehe. I’m sexier, though.
artisticgurl – Definitely one of the smarter members on the board. I already said this in that previous thread, but she’s one of few posters that can put a situation in a new perspective. Bright light in the darkness.
Devious187- Good dude. We had some good MSN convo’s back in the day, about Family Guy, music, whatever. Plus we both like old Metallica. Always a pro.
R.I.P. Shouts
Calcuo – Fuck yeah!
KaziDiam – They had their moments.
Bigmack- Whatever people might say, he was a funny bastard.
Dante- Did he finally get a life or something? Never cared much for him, to be honest. I thought his humour was often weak.
Amara- Come back
And I think that’s pretty much it. There are more names that are technically deserving of a shout-out, but I never had much to do with them. I only shout out to the people that are directly connected to my e-persona, because we reacted to each other on the board a lot, because we chat on MSN, whatever.
If, however, you feel injustice has been done, drop a line and I will address your issue by explaining your absence in the list. I will then either a.) amend the list b.) tell you why you’re not on it c.) ignore you.
And there we go! Happy 10000 posts from a tall Dutchy.
P.S. to the admins: If any of you can find the time and effort to put me on 10k posts, I will give you anal. It will really boost my poor self-esteem.
P.P.S. If your ego is hurt ‘cos I forgot you while you should be on the list….tough luck!
