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Originally Posted by Bachi
Oh dear dear, I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
Your insults make no sense, my friend. It is you that looks like the monkey.
Yep, you guessed it right. Only, I was with your moms and she didn't get to see the whole movie. Wanna guess why? lol
Because she doesn't like to fuck deadbeat 20 year olds? All right!!! What do I win?? Another opportunity to shit on Bichi? OK!!!!
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I would have been your daddy, but the autistic monkey beat me up the stairs. See? Even I can pull up old jokes that I stole from somewhere hoping no one would know where it came from. For a 20+ year old, your insults suck some major Georgian dick.
Right now I'm sitting here looking at your post trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Couple of fallacies there. One, you are not as educated as I am. I fear I must unleash the arrogance, but I am more educated, more wealthy, smarter, better than you. Of course, that's nothing for me to brag about since I'm going against a complete dipshit. But you are not on my level. You name it, I would crush you in it, everything from naming 493 pokemon to listing the laws of physics in every aspect of physics. You can not touch me, son. Therefore, you will not be able to see ANYTHING from my point of view, because my view is much higher than yours to begin with.
Your bragging should really stop because it really isn't getting you nowhere. I don't care what you drive or how much your family makes and I certainly don't need to hear your little biography and how much it means to go to college. lol.
Your English is also preventing you from going anywhere. You try to make a point, but your horrendous English actually ends up cancelling out what you're meaning to say. "Really isn't getting you nowhere?" Technically, it means I am not going nowhere, so I must be going somewhere. Please edit ASAP so you don't end up looking like a to- oh never mind.
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Originally Posted by Bachi
I will guarantee you that you'll never be able to let it go. Even in your death, from your coffin you will still be barking thats how pathetic you are. You're just the saddest man that has ever walked in this planet.
Watch this thread turn against you and backfire you.
I would suggest you stop and save yourself from further embarrassment.
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Oh man, my thread is going to "backfire" me. Does that mean it will fire me behind my back? That conniving bastard. How am I the saddest man on this planet when you:
1. Don't know how to insult
2. Can't speak the language of the person you are trying to insult, properly.
3. A fucking loser that still lives with mom and pop past the age he should be (after college, but you didn't attend). So technically, you are a parasite for your parents, much more so than I am. At least I plan to pay dividends when I'm older. What have you got to say for yourself? You're 22+, I'm 19. I have 3 more years to better myself, son. What have you got to your name? Four unpaid parking tickets and a hit-and-run? As your cousin Borat would say, you are the bigger man.......NOT!!!!!!
One last thing, numbnuts. The "proper" age to move out is after college. See, at 18 you're entering college, you, in a way, move out if you're going far away. But when you are financially independent, even it is 75%, you are out of school and working...at 22. The magic number.....22. The age you support yourself. Your age.....22.... You...22.. still look for mama's approval on a car you're already planning to wreck, looking at safety ratings. I said to buy a Pinto. The engine explodes on overheating, and shoots through the engine bay and into the driver's seat. It would be a good way for you to go.... at 22.
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