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I know there's already a thread somewhere but fuck it, I don't want to look for it right now and I just heard this and thought I would share it.
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses - in this case the sense of taste, using Lifesavers... the very young children began to identify the flavors by their color: red = cherry, yellow = lemon, green = lime, orange = orange. Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste...
The teacher said, "I will give you a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spat out her Lifesaver and yelled, "Oh my god! They're assholes!"
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ROFLMAO
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Lmao!
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this was sigh's contribution to this thread;
i.e. his presence
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I could have just thanked him and left like you did, asshole 
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haha come on, you're like that old, seedy, sexually deprived uncle that pops around every now and then that you can have a knee slapping joke with
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Originally Posted by ill-matic
haha come on, you're like that old, seedy, sexually deprived uncle that pops around every now and then that you can have a knee slapping joke with
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Bahaha 
I was joking too 
why u gotta call me old 
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There - denotes location. "I threw the ball over there."
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the woods? Russel
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the front door? Matt
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you really thought it was that funny?
no wonder you like two and a half men.
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