Seattle Blog Day 1

So I landed in Seattle a few hours ago, the first thing I did was smoke a ciggie and find some where to eat. My step father recommended a restuarant called Chilis, if you're not American and have not been yet, go to this place, these do the best fucking ribs I have eaten in years. After that, I had to do the most American thing I could think off and purchased a hefty supply of koolaid. My step dad hunted Target for GH3 bundle but every one had sold out. By this time, I was soaked through, I felt like I was still in the UK, I had to buy a better coat, also the ciggie supply was low. Now I had totally fucking forgot how different the procedure is buying ciggerettes in the USA, I only saw 2 brands that I was familiar with, Malboro & More (well 3 brands but I would never smoke another Camel if you paid me). Im asking the women at the counter for 200 lights, and she keeps telling me "We only sell 100s", desperate to spark up, I just say yes, and guess what, she hands me 200 smokes, 100s being the size. I just phased it off as I anticipated my first toke on that cancer stick. Now Im trying to light this fucker with a safety match outside on the streets of Seattle, I had to go back in and buy a lighter.
Then we proceeded to Frank Harvey(?) to find a new coat, this hoodie wasn't designed to withstand this type of weather. The only coat I liked was $80+, then I see "40% Off Marked Price". Bargain. I then started falling asleep as I had been awake 18 hours, time to roll back to the crib. Now Im inside, Im wide awake, Im sat here watching UFC on Spike. I think I should just go to sleep any way, more shopping to do tomorrow.