So I started the day off by flooding the bathroom, the toilet couldn't handle by British bowels and caused a blockage somewhere.

After I unblocked it, had a shower etc, we headed to a place called Dixies BBQ where I met "The Man", a sauce that could kill the weak. I only had a severing that could be compared to a grain of rice, my eyes watered and I sweated my ass of for a good hour. If you ever goto Seattle, goto this place, its in Bellevue.

After we headed...

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So I landed in Seattle a few hours ago, the first thing I did was smoke a ciggie and find some where to eat. My step father recommended a restuarant called Chilis, if you're not American and have not been yet, go to this place, these do the best fucking ribs I have eaten in years. After that, I had to do the most American thing I could think off and purchased a hefty supply of koolaid. My step dad hunted Target for GH3 bundle but every one had sold out. By this time, I was soaked through, I felt...

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