God i hate people!

I swear some people really piss me off! So everytime and i mean EVERY FUCKIN TIME i go to a Dodgers game there is always somebody sitting on our seats. It doesn't matter if we show up an hour early or an hour late there's always somebody sitting on our seats. It's not a big thing normally i politely tell them "excuse me but you are in our seats" and they always say "sorry" and move out.

So i went to the game this past Friday against Philly. Normally i get tickets for reserve or low reserve right above home plate so i can see the entire game clearly and i enjoy the game more. This time however they were sold out and all they had tickets for was the right field pavilion which is the all you can eat pavilion where you can pretty much eat all the dodger dogs and nachos you want. Not a big thing so watever i get those tickets.

When i get there sure enough there is this huge fat white couple sitting at our seats. Keep in mind in this section the seats are not really seats but benches! So you have MORE room than the usual seat anywhere else in the stadium. So i keep asking the lady of the couple of she could move out of my seat and she keeps ignoring me. I finally got a little irritated and i loudly said "excuse me but you are in our seats can you please move?!" She gets up all pissed and moves to the side talking shit. So the ENTIRE game she kept bitching that she didn't have any room. She kept getting up and then sitting down again saying she wasn't comfortable. GOD DAMMIT BITCH!! So i would get up with my homie to go get a beer and sure enough when we would get back it would be the same shit all over again. I kept it cool at first cause her husband kept apologizing to me about his wife several times and im sure he was pretty annoyed as well since she asked him to switch seats with her like 7 fuckin times. So i get up one more time to go take a piss and have a smoke and sure enough when i get back there she is again taking up ALL 3 of our seats again(my homies were getting more beer). So i finally snap and im like "ok lady seriously im tired of asking you to get the fuck out of my seat." She then starts yelling at me that it's our fault she is not comfortable and that she's not enjoying herself because we are sitting in our seats! Are you fuckin kidding me?! So then i yell back at her "well next time buy yourself 3 fuckin tickets for your fat ass and you wont fuckin have this problem again, it's not my fuckin fault your fat ass does not fit in these seats!" She then gets up and picks up a bag she has at her feet filled with like 30 dodger dogs that she had gotten for free at the game, grabs her husband by the arm and leaves.

So sure enough here comes security and asks me to come with them. The fat bitch had complained about me. God dammit, so watever i go with them and they asked me wat happened. I then explained to them the whole seat situation to which they all laughed. They said it was cool and i could go back to watch the game. So i guess the fat bitch left and now it was the 8th fuckin inning and i FINALLY got to sit back and enjoy the game. I fuckin hate people!