I think my new neighbor is a lesbian which is awful because she's hot.

There's a blonde-haired girl over here all the time and they seem inseparable. My brother said he saw them holding hands in Wal Mart also.

My other roommate talked to her briefly and said that blonde girl is her old roommate.

I kind of want to knock on her door and urge her to give the cock another chance.

I'll just be like, "I promise you'll like it. I promise you. You can even have your girlfriend sit on your face the whole time. Actually, that'd be kind of cool. Come on!"

Anyway, it's just not right. Is there someone I can complain to about this?

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"They ask me why I'm high / And my reply until the day I die / Don't wanna picture this cold world through sober eyes"
-2 Pac

"Plus all my homies wanna die, call it euthanasia
Dear Lord, look how sick this ghetto made us"
-2 Pac

Fuck Elvis. I miss Tupac Shakur

Makaveli 4 Life

"My road to glory is filled with thorns..."

She goes both ways, friend.

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Here I am, paradox personified.

I'd pay to see them scissor.

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Why So Serial?

Well, the reason she switched teams is because of you, actually. She no longer has any real interest in a stiff cock because of you. She feels that a plastic toy can outperform you in every sexual way, plus her toy never speak nor does it make homosexual threads. The only thing she really needs is a companionship and who wants to hang out with a dude? Nobody.

So, there ya go.

*point towards a big mirror*

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my growing passion for the South Seas of the great Pacific has convinced me that I will, someday, live on a deserted island - fully independent and self sufficient

there is nothing stopping you to try and spark a conversation with her. see what her reaction is like with you, she may or may not be interested.

i have not seen allot of attractive lesbians in my lifetime, even though i was around allot of them most my life when i was growing up.
it doesnt hurt to make friends, because making friends with women means meeting more Women!

i swear, that's a fucking law of physics somewhere.

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After i finish my second pint of gin, the hooker i just fucked sniffs the rest of her line off the dash. she then calls me butterfingers cause i drop the blunt on the floor next to the throw away. it's easy too grab since i never have my seat belt in the way, but i have tell my wife to hold since i'm on my cell. it's then that i notice the cop car. i'm fuckin flying down the road, but the image of authority makes me realize how reckless i am. it'd be stupid of me not to obey the speed limit in this kind of traffic. so i slow down a bit. i like to try and be responsible you see.- Bhuddah THE Hoodlum

http://www.soundclick.com/bhuddahoodlum

Don't let your mind wonder. Knock on her door.

Fuck her up.

Not the sex way either.

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"I'll go ahead and warn you now
Im tryna come across as normal now
all my life i've been called insane
looked as if im strange
can't tame em, can't blame em
for looking at me like i can't change
but with that said, still i rise"

^lmao

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"They ask me why I'm high / And my reply until the day I die / Don't wanna picture this cold world through sober eyes"
-2 Pac

"Plus all my homies wanna die, call it euthanasia
Dear Lord, look how sick this ghetto made us"
-2 Pac

Fuck Elvis. I miss Tupac Shakur

Makaveli 4 Life

"My road to glory is filled with thorns..."

haha you should try, maybe there's a chance for a threesome

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