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06-20-2008, 12:52 PM
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awkward moments with the opposite sex
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06-20-2008, 05:21 PM
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The first time I had sex. yeah.................
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06-20-2008, 06:09 PM
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The first time I had sex. yeah.................
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LOL i couldnt get my dick in. its got something to do with condoms, makes it feel like my dick is not there. i dont use them now.
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06-20-2008, 06:24 PM
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LOL i couldnt get my dick in. its got something to do with condoms, makes it feel like my dick is not there. i dont use them now.
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LMAO!
The first time i had sex i tore the condom in half. I didn't have a fucking clue what i was doing.
Not to mention that i was only in for about two minutes before i started wondering what the fuck was taking so long. I was like this shit is not that much fun, I need to blow my load here.
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Dear Lord, look how sick this ghetto made us"
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06-20-2008, 06:52 PM
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LOL hahaha. Oh man. I remember we both really had no clue what to do, I couldn't get the condom opened, when I finally did I was like "which way does this go on?" It was terrible, no one was satisified when it was all over.
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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save Us!" ....and I'll look down and whisper "no."
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06-20-2008, 09:22 PM
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06-20-2008, 09:25 PM
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N here like bitch whassup
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Nothing's awkward when you're drunk.
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06-20-2008, 10:37 PM
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^that's not necessarily true. I've been drunk a zillion times and felt awkward quite often.
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"Plus all my homies wanna die, call it euthanasia
Dear Lord, look how sick this ghetto made us"
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Fuck Elvis. I miss Tupac Shakur
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06-21-2008, 06:19 AM
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N here like bitch whassup
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^that's not necessarily true. I've been drunk a zillion times and felt awkward quite often.
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Not drunk enough, then.
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06-21-2008, 10:40 AM
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