Cat number 5 that got ran over, there's something magical about that road that makes people want to speed. Yesterday he was sitting next to me and today he was lying on the street in a puddle of blood with an eye hanging from his crushed skull. Picking him up and burying him was no fun, I cried like a baby.

He's up in cat heaven now, chilling with Marvin Gaye.

I might add to this blog.

I was just rolling a marijuana cigarette when I noticed for the first time that there are multiple hats depicted on the rolling paper. Wow, that's so cool I'm going to burn the shit out of it.

WHY?!

Random:

*I am pissed off at a friend for walking in on his roommate and seeing her in a bra. He dislikes her to the point that he no longer finds her attractive so it should've been me. He shall receive a stern talk. He also beats me at pool most of the time.

*I am listening to "The Great Misconceptions of Me" by W.A.S.P.. 9:46 minutes of loveliness.

*I have been out of weed for 3-4 days. It's a good way to measure my level of psychological...

Don't know why this is a blog but fuck Preach.

I have acquired two female guinea pigs in dire need of a molestation. However, I always like to at least know a girl's name before doing so. However, I suck at picking out names. However, you may not suck at picking out names. However, if you find me a name I like your name shall be in my signature for 2 weeks. However, you shall also get a rep point. However, guinea pigs are originally from South America and domesticated by the Incas....

Preach is a faggot.