Woody and Stred do 50 Cent.

Sunday 27th of April, stred and myself got our wigger gear on and headed up to see 50 Cent and G Unit in concert.

In a controversial decision i decided to not go up with the other boys and head up early in search for the one and only Rukas who i was tipped off was visiting Melbourne.

Once arriving in Melbourne i headed to Crown Casino figuring i may be able to find Rukas up there. after searching the area for around and hour i decided to play a little bit of roulette. five minutes later i had lost my whole pay check.

i left with my head hung in shame. so now with no money and only three cigarettes left i decided to go for another walk hoping to stumble upon Rukas, and maybe get him to buy me some dinner.

4 hours and 3 smokes later, i had no luck in finding him and decided to give up for now. i soon realized it was almost time for the concert to begin, and then i remembered i had no idea how to get to Rod Laver Arena where 50 cant and G unit were playing at. i went around asking people for directions and a smoke, its a shame 95% of the population in Melbourne are of asian heritage and do not "speaka no English".

finally i got a cigarette and directions from a helpful drunk. so i headed to the Arena and waited for stred and the rest of the boys.

Once we got into the concert there were lots of stalls with things to sign up for, completions and whatnot. after signing up for a heap of different things i resumed my search for Rukas, but this time my old friend Stred was helping. much to our disappointment still no sign of Rukas.

One of the boys we with was drunk and fucked up on drugs and accidentally signed up to join the army reserves which he thought was another competition. cya cunt.

Once we got into the concert we decided we should yell out Rukas when ever there was a break in the noise in hopes of him hearing us, this unsurprisingly failed miserably.

during the wait for 50 Cent to come out Stred and Myself realized there were hot chicks in front of us, so stred being the smooth operator he is decided to put chewy in the hottest ones hair, for some reason this did not help us to score. In another attempt to get his dick wet Stred, after signing up for another competition from a hot chick wrote his phone number on a piece of paper and ripped off, which in turn tore off half of his number, and proceeded to give it to the hot chick, who quickly discarded it.

Then 50 cent came out with G Unit and rapped, blah blah blah it was good.

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