drunken times
Posted 04-18-2008 at 07:17 AM by Stred
I hate getting drunk! :mad:
i hate getting drunk coz the same thing happens everytime.. i have about 12 beers or so and my brain sais " well, ill see you tomorrow about 2.30 or so".. ok seeya later..
i get soo drunk that i spit on 20 people just trying to say my name.. i get soo drunk that i think i am the king of the dance floor and end up pantless infront of evryone and then get kicked out...
so my mind sais "lets get a cab and go home" but my drunken body sais "nah we can save money by walking.. it only took 10 minutes to drive here, so times that by 5 and we will be home in about, 20 minutes.."
3 hours later i arrive home and go straight to the fridge because im starving.. but my fridge has nothing in it... so i open and close the door about 10 times thinking that maybe on the 7th time a roast chicken from KFC would jump out behind the empty milk bottle... after realising this wasnt going to happen i find a pie that has been in the freezer for god knows how long.. instuctions say place in oven for 20 minutes on 180 (fan forced).. and i have no idea how to put the fan on.. so i chuck that fucker in and crank that shit up as high as it goes thinking yeah it will be done in 5 minutes..
meanwhile i go lie on the couch and pass out for half an hour...
when i came to i quikly grabbed the the extra crispy pie out of the oven with my bare hands and ate that fucker as quikly as i could.. i don't know remember what it tasted like but know it was bad..
i love getting drunk
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i hate getting drunk coz the same thing happens everytime.. i have about 12 beers or so and my brain sais " well, ill see you tomorrow about 2.30 or so".. ok seeya later..
i get soo drunk that i spit on 20 people just trying to say my name.. i get soo drunk that i think i am the king of the dance floor and end up pantless infront of evryone and then get kicked out...
so my mind sais "lets get a cab and go home" but my drunken body sais "nah we can save money by walking.. it only took 10 minutes to drive here, so times that by 5 and we will be home in about, 20 minutes.."
3 hours later i arrive home and go straight to the fridge because im starving.. but my fridge has nothing in it... so i open and close the door about 10 times thinking that maybe on the 7th time a roast chicken from KFC would jump out behind the empty milk bottle... after realising this wasnt going to happen i find a pie that has been in the freezer for god knows how long.. instuctions say place in oven for 20 minutes on 180 (fan forced).. and i have no idea how to put the fan on.. so i chuck that fucker in and crank that shit up as high as it goes thinking yeah it will be done in 5 minutes..
meanwhile i go lie on the couch and pass out for half an hour...
when i came to i quikly grabbed the the extra crispy pie out of the oven with my bare hands and ate that fucker as quikly as i could.. i don't know remember what it tasted like but know it was bad..
i love getting drunk
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lmao hahah best blog ever
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Posted 04-19-2008 at 08:20 PM by Stred
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but it's by the same person... something's not right here...
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Posted 04-22-2008 at 10:09 PM by dilla
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LOL! I feel ya, but its all worth it.
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Posted 04-23-2008 at 11:25 AM by Da_Funk
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it |
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Posted 04-25-2008 at 01:23 AM by Stred
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