We've all had our rift with Bachaveli aka Bacho aka Bachi aka Bichi and while I left the board for many reasons, this kid, I guarantee you, was not one of them. He started wars in the sports section, claiming that the Yankees were stupid for A-Rod, and he went on a massive spree ripping on A-Rod saying that he was overpaid, overrated, etc. He never told us, though, where he actually lived. I found out from somewhere else (can't remember what though) that he lived in NYC. So basically, I knew he was a FOB (Fresh Off the Boat, for those of you not "with it"). His English was horrible, his syntax was horrible, his grammar and spelling were horrible and he often used homonyms (often incorrectly) for words such as break/brake, etc. He was a funny kid to read but man, once you were done with his post, you couldn't help but shit on him for his ignorance as well as his arrogance. But, I digress. Continuing with A-Rod, he later then claimed that A-Rod was not a real athlete because of the way he was injured through a small, daily task that landed him on the Disabled List. I then reminded Bachi that A-Rod made close to 25 million bucks a year, which was 24,999,982 more than his net income, and that his baseball skills were far superior to his. He was also happily married and had won many MVP awards and All-Star nominations. Bichi still did not let it go.

He has started wars with Sebastard, often mocking him for Germany's loss in the Euro Finals. Rukas is a wigger in his eyes and "poses" and is a "loser." Well, Bichi, in my 14 years of living in America and another 5 of living in Wales/England, you fit the perfect model for being....a loser.



Your parents are against this? Seriously, who the fuck needs parents? Especially for someone that's in their mid-twenties? Cool kids like you should be living on their own, making money, getting bitches, pushing Porsches. But apparently you make a living selling Cutco knives. You're a parasite for your parents at twenty-something, and they want you to be "safe?" Wtf, I would buy you a Ford Pinto and hope if it didn't blow up on you, you'd crash it into a tree. Fuck being safe.

They don't think Japanese cars are safe? Oh fuck me if the Honda Accord and Civic lead their respective classes, not to mention the Odyssey. Fuck Toyota and Nissan, their drivers end up in bloody messes every time. Tell your parents to stop being ignorant like you and do some damn research on car safety and their regulations.


All cars are fast, my friend. Atleast faster than the sheep you rode in Georgia. Where is that, anyways? Oh between Shitland and Fagworld? Do I take the 85 straight North from Doucheville?

Gee, Aron, I couldn't agree more. The same person that expelled you from her snatch also bought you a 2 ton hunk of metal to kill other people with but to keep you safe. How many accidents, Bichi? Enough to have you deported? No? Damn.

Because .3 liters wont change shit on the same fucking car, asshole. If it's a 2.8 and a 3.7, now we're talking. At 22 you haven't mastered your driving skills? At your rate, you master your ass-wiping skills at 15, only because you had to change in the locker room with other men that made fun of the tire tracks on the bottom of your knickers. How do you not perfect your driving? Push gas pedal, steer clearing of stationary objects, and don't crash. Fuck.

The "S" means, sports, knob-goblin not "safer". By now, I think you should settle for a 94 Civic. Put all the rims you want on it, crash it. No one cares.


This concludes the Bichi-hate. Feel free to add on to the list.

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