I feel sorry for people who really never get to go to the beach, especially the ones of Australian quality. Where the water is spa-warm, the waves are magnificent, the sand is gold and the girls are dayumn!

Life just seems so much easier when ya lying down catching some rays, getting a nice bronze/tan, maybe have an eski filled with beers and the only thing you have to worry about is when the tide will rise to where you are.

When I lived in Portugal, later Brazil I...