I’m going to round this up as quick as I can because it’s so much funnier just to read the screenshots. Perez Hilton, one of the biggest wastes of space on the internet and planet, has accused Will.I.Am of attacking him.

Ok here is the punch line. He did it on Twitter, and asked his followers to call the police for him. Wait wait, it gets better. Perez Twitters from his Sidekick, a cell phone! Why the fuck didn’t he just use it to call the police? If you have the time to Twitter from your phone, you can dial 911.

Here’s the screenshot.

Hit the jump for Will’s response.

Will.I.Am rushed to sign up for his very own Twitter account to tell the world that Perez was full of shit and doing it for the attention. Like we couldn’t have guessed, but it is good to hear it from Will himself. He even posted a video: